Monday, February 27, 2012

JLo's Nipple Ripple

NYDN
More evidence of the decline and fall of American culture -- what's left of it. Jennifer Lopez's exposed nipple ripple now a Twitter tsunami with "hundreds of followers within hours." NYP: Oops! JLo is Breast Actress

God help us all . . .  Just another planted ploy for media buzz.
Frozen face
Oscar observations:  Billy Crystal -- too much Botox and spray tan. (And nasty jabs at Repub presidential candidates. NewsBusters). An uncomfortable ABC Good Morning America hostess Robin Roberts justifying red carpet celebrity inanity:  "I'm being paid to ask, who are you wearing?" 

Before the nip "slip."  Oscar wrap. Unlike Billy Crystal, "the jokes have wrinkles."  Alessandra Stanley NYT. Must-read review by Hank Stuever Wash Post. Must-must read Nikki Finke Deadline:  "This excruciatingly boring Oscars show is why no heterosexual man should ever be hired to produce it. Don’t know about you, but may I please have these hours of my life back?"
UK Daily Mail
Related:  Angelina Jolie's leg has legs -- on Twitter.  UK Telegraph 

11 comments:

  1. No no--Helen Mirren for nipple ripple.  JLo for crass no-class ass flash.  Who was the casting director?
    And here I thought Billy Crystal was going to host.  Turned out it was Mr. Saturday Night, Buddy Young.

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  2. Read Hank Stuever's Wash Post review, Jim.  As usual, he's on the mark...

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  3. Billy Crystal has become a parody of a parody, he actually looks and sounds like Joe Franklyn's Memory Lane. This was the longest running TV show on Channel 9 in NYC ending in 1990. Joe was on constantly even in long interludes of the ever present million dollar movie.
    Surprized oscar was not sponsored by metamucil, depends, and AARP.

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  4. Joe - you got it. I think the Oscars will be from the Catskills next year. I remember watching Rodan in my youth on the Million Dollar Movie.
    Found clip of Billy Crystal on SNL in 1985. Watch.
    http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=10150258361096923

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  5. "And the winner for Showing The Most Skin at an Awards Ceremony is...  "

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  6. And what did the message read, Scott?

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  7. I deleted what I thought was a double post but it wasn't. Mondays - yuck
    Re: Angelina Jolie's leg has legs
    The last time I saw a leg like that, it had a message tied to it.

    I should have left it deleted

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  8. I like Lamp. (in the vein of Christmas Story)

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  9. Didn't J LO's dress look like a seashell?

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  10. You mean a dead Mafia mol leg?

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