CNBC Enlists 'Professional Matchmaker' to Advise Women on How to Occupy Wall Street

CNBC instructs its female financial junkies to cover their assets in How to Date a Wall Street Man.

And on to the S & P. Sex & Partying.

How to Date a Wall Street Woman: 

1. Follow the Maria Bartiromo Rule enacted in 2007 for the CNBC "glamour-puss anchorwoman who worked her way from cloakroom girl to worldwide celebrity." Do not give comely CNBC chicks free rides on your corporate jet. NYP

Related: 'How to Date a Wall Street Man' is not a parody NY mag  Jane Dough