Friday, December 30, 2011

Is High Voltage Keith Olbermann Short-Circuiting at Al Gore's Current TV?

Huff Post
The rumors were first reported by NYT's Brian Stelter:
Brian Stelter NYT
Olbermann left MSNBC a year ago and was hired by Al Gore and ambulance-chasing lawyer Joel Hyatt in February at a rumored salary of $10 mil a year and a large footprint.  Mission Impossible: to turn the obscure cable network into a liberal political instrument. His MSNBC Countdown retread debuted in June.

Stelter on Olbermann's latest weirdness after "technical difficulties" cut the lights in Olbermann's Current TV studio: "In early December, Mr. Olbermann suddenly started to broadcast from a darkened studio, with nothing but a black backdrop behind him." 

The issue was resolved but: "Mr. Olbermann apparently decided to stay in the dark for the remainder of the month."

CNN's Morning Show Starting Over: If You Build It Will They Come?

Starting pitcher
CNN plucks an apt name for the new morning show debuting January 2: Starting Point.  Soledad O'Brien is the recycled host. Huff Post THR

Early Start is the name of the 5-7a show.

Starting Point is building a presence on Twitter. Wikipedia.  Same with Early Start.  Let's hope CNN's ratings-challenged a.m. presence is starting off on the right foot.

'Fox Primary' Fallacy

Unlike MSNBC, which made it perfectly clear which Dem presidential candidate they preferred -- Obama over Hillary -- the Wash Post's Paul Farhi finds "there’s not much evidence to suggest that Fox News has crowned any one candidate as the eventual nominee."

The Bain Of MSNBC's Existence

Politico's Playbook -- MSNBC's Morning Joe content provider and pimper of all things MSNBC -- buries the lede Friday, slipping in this little gem in the second to last paragraph.
Mike Allen's Politico Playbook
Allen left out this part of Byers's story:  We’ve reached out to MSNBC to ask why anchors only started disclosing the connection now, but have yet to hear back. But the connection certainly doesn't seem to be providing Romney with much favorable coverage:

“Mitt Romney`s history at Bain Capital is not going to help his image as a job creator,” Schultz said on last night’s show. “Now, we want to disclose that NBC Universal and Bain Capital are each a part owner of the Weather Channel. Bain Capital`s main business model is buying companies like American Pad and Paper and restructuring them. In many instances, Bain turned a profit by strip-mining these companies. American -- AMPAD is what it`s known. The stock was driven down and the company went bankrupt. They fired hundreds of workers along the way.”
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David Letterman Extortionist is on Paula Zahn's 'Case'

Emmy award-winning CBS News 48 Hours ex-producer Joe Halderman, whose life as he knew it ceased to exist in 2009 when he was caught trying to extort $2 mil from David Lettterman after he found out the married Letterman was dicking around with Halderman's girlfriend, is off the beach with a full-time gig.  Halderman is  On The Case with Paula Zahn. Richard Huff NYDN

Convicted felon Halderman spent four months in the pen in 2010.

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Obama Foils Press Stalking Whores

Press bone to pick:  nothing to chew on.
Obama ditches the pesky press pool Wednesday in Hawaii after proclaiming January 2012 National Stalking Awareness Month.

The president's latest golf game was chronicled from afar by CBS News Tweetmaster Mark Knoller.
Mike Allen's Politico Playbook
CNN eyewitness Peter Morris, who just happened to be feasting inside Mr. Wong's, was discreet in his tweet:
Obama's rubbing the press the wong wrong way . . . Again.

Related:  Occupying Honolulu Michelle's Mirror Middle Class Warriors Dine Out for $260 Keith Koffler WH Dossier
Official White House website
Related:  Journalists complain the White House press office has become overly combative Paul Farhi Wash Post.

NYT Slams Keith Olbermann, Al Sharpton

Among the New York Times'  75 Things New Yorkers Talked About in 2011:

 27. Anderson Cooper’s disappointing talk show. Sigh. He should have waited for Regis to retire. 35. The Murdoch phone-hacking scandal. Has there ever been a better example of schadenfreude? 41. Brian Williams: the next Walter Cronkite or the next Johnny Carson? 55. Andy Rooney signs off for the last time

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Al Roker Knows Candy

Aye, candy! Today Show's Al Roker plays candy man in a bizarre riff on man candy.
Sometimes you feel like a nut.  Sometimes you don't.

Fox News 'Republican Party TV': Rachel Maddow on 'The Murdoch Primary'

This MSNBC Rachel Maddow rant appears to have been crafted by Jon Stewart's Cecil B. De Mille cast of thousands of comedy writers.  Huff Post Mediaite

'Merry Christmas from your friends in Newt Hampshire!'

Don we now our gay apparel.
Politico's Ben Smith digs up what he calls "possibly the weirdest video" of the presidential election cycle thus far, and wonders if some of the participants were forced to perform.

Perhaps this is evidence of political campaign Stockholm Syndrome.  Update: The Gingrich grinches took it down but you can see some of it in this ABC News Jonathan Karl report.  (H/t NewsBusters)

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

'It's a great day in South Carolina!'

Doing fill-in talk radio gig on Charleston's Cumulus station WTMA Wednesday 8-10a.  Listen live here!
Radio Hall of Famer and legendary syndicated talk show host Jim Bohannon is on in the 8a hour.
Ellis Henican, Pulitizer Prize-winning Newsday columnist, Fox News political analyst, and syndicated talk show host is on in the 9a hour.
Photo: John Quincy Dec. 28, 2011

CNN Presents: Newt Lied About First Divorce

CNN got its hot little hands on Newt Gingrich's first divorce docs and gleefully reports Newt's campaign version that it was his wife who wanted the divorce is bogus.  CNN

An aside:  I knew Newt's first wife, Jackie.  Newt lies.  Period. 

Monday, December 26, 2011

Fox News 'The Five': Genus Out Of The Bottle

Fox News programming genius Roger Ailes channels Carnac the Magnificient:

Answer: "The Five."
Question:  "Who replaces Glenn Beck?"
Andrea Tantaros, Bob Beckel, Eric Bolling, Dana Perino, Greg Gutfeld
NYT's Brian Stelter So, about a week and a half before Mr. Beck signed off, Mr. Ailes wrote the words “The Five” on a piece of paper.

Stelter:  "So far this month it had 1.6 million daily viewers, matching Mr. Beck’s final numbers for the first time.  . . . And most important, the advertisers that had shunned Mr. Beck are coming back to the time slot."
NYT
Have the other "revolving hosts" touted in Fox's July press release been rotated out?  Geraldo, Andrew Napolitano, Monica Crowley.  Just asking . . . Press release via TV by the Numbers

(H/t Johnny Dollar)

PEJ: Fox, MSNBC's 2011 'News Agendas' 'Similar'

PEJ: CNN also covered lifestyle, celebrity and sports more heavily (comprising 4% together) than Fox (3%) or MSNBC (2%). And it covered disasters more heavily (7%) than Fox (3%) or MSNBC (3%). The two channels whose evening programming is dominated by ideological talk show hosts, Fox News and MSNBC, were actually more similar in their news agendas generally. 

Related:  PEJ on "Network News Agendas."  NYT Brian Stelter:  Afghanistan Low on News Agenda

The Year in News 2011

Juan Williams: Style To Dye For

Huff Post fingers Juan's dye job in an "admittedly imperfect" Broadcasters' Greatest Style Moments Of 2011.
I invite you to add to Huff Post's lame slim pickings style show with the only positive -- Megyn Kelly's foxy bob.

MSNBC's Ed Schultz: Give Up The Ghost!

So MSNBC blowhard Ed Schultz hammers Fox & Friends for "exploiting Christmas."  Curvy couch Ghost of Christmas Future caveats from nattering nabobs of negativism scaring the bejeezus out of viewers.  Huff Post



For nearly 20 Christmases NBC exploited Christmas by broadcasting "Christmas In Washington" presided over by the President. My linkage as off-the-wall as Ed's.

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Michelle Obama's Fairy Tale

Official White House Photo by Pete Souza
Michelle Obama took a handful of phone calls from kiddies wondering where Santa was on the Christmas Eve globe.  NORAD's Santa tracker confirms St. Nick stopped in Hawaii before heading for the North Pole.  Wash Post

After convincing a kid Santa was flying over Estonia, the First Lady was busted like the Wizard of Oz by the kid's father who asked her what she wanted for Christmas.
Michelle:  "Who, me?"  Dad:  "Yeah." 

Michelle: "I have what I wanted for Christmas: the President is here with us, and we're all together as a family. I think we were all praying and praying, and asking Santa, and the Tooth Fairy, and every fairy that they could think of -- that's what Malia and Sasha were doing -- that he would be able to be with us on Christmas." 

Every fairy except Pinocchio's Blue Fairy.

(H/t Lynn Sweet Chicago Sun-Times)

CNBC's Evil Queen Maria Bartiromo: 'Magic Mirror on the wall, still the fairest one of all.'

Maria Dearest and her bodyguards.
"Out with the old, in with the new. CNBC’s been saying goodbye to a lot of staff in the last few months. CNBC Europe chief Mike Buckley, who’s been on the job for the past eight years is exiting, as is London correspondent Guy Johnson, who’s joining Bloomberg TV. Anchors Melissa Francis, Erin Burnett and Trish Regan all departed this year after running headlong into the glass ceiling known as Maria Bartiromo, the longtime anchorwoman."  NYP
Francis escaped CNBC's Joan Crawford for Fox Business Network.

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Michelle Obama: Ass Not What You Can Do For Your Country . . .

Michelle Obama's getting a lot of flack for telling Babs Walters that it is "practical" to put herself at the top of her "priority list" in an Exclusive! pimp interview that ran on ABC News 20/20 Friday night.

Watch the bite. Translation:  The First Lady is an insufferable bitch if she doesn't get her way.
The Little Drummer Boy: Come they told me
Pa rum pum pum pum
Must-watch video:  Obama loses his peculiar hand jive bounding off Air Force One after AF1 hauled Obama's selectively lazy ass to "Ha-vy-ee" following his signing of that payroll tax thing Friday guaranteeing workers 40 bucks more in their paychecks.  A buck less than what Obama forked over this week for two dog toys during a Christmas shopping trip with First Dog Bo.
Mark Knoller CBS News
Obama headed for his favorite sushi haunt where he hooked up with "practical" Michelle "for sushi at $5-$9 per piece. But not just any sushi. Less than half an hour after reaching his vacation hideaway, the middle class warrior was out the door and making his way to the fabulous Morimoto Waikiki, the restaurant of the famous Iron Chef Masaharu Morimoto."  Keith Koffler White House Dossier
Koffler: "Perhaps the president whetted his appetite with one of the hot appetizer selections, like the Oyster Foie Gras at $22 a pop – a whole week’s worth of Social Security tax savings – or the Spicy Alaskan King Crab for $26."

Related:  I swear two-time teleprompter-stumbling Michelle Obama had a few belts (not boob) before shooting this heartfelt Christmas message:

(H/t Weasel Zippers)

Friday, December 23, 2011

CNN's Lemon Aid?

"Can Don Lemon Set CNN Straight?"

"CNN too often seems to think loud noises and cute moments are a good fit for the news. But cable news doesn't need another voice to yell over everyone else, it needs someone who can ask questions and be frank about the fact that the status quo is broken. Could Lemon be the guy to fix it?"  Wyatt Williams Creative Loafing Atlanta

Lemon on how CNN views him: "I think they want me to be the good-looking black guy. That's what I think. I don't know."  

Lemon greets the reporter "in pin-striped pajamas and a loose white tee."   

Lemon "has a full, masculine build and a commanding presence that puts one in mind of a politician. In person, his smooth, cream-in-coffee complexion looks as flawless at home as it does under layers of television makeup. His smile is striking. It is not an overstatement to say that his clear eyes literally glitter in the sunlight." 

He "combs his hair with an Afro pick, the classic kind with the big, black fist for a handle."   

"Sure, he's a bit vain and a little cocksure, but this guy wants the news to be just as much of a star as himself. He doesn't want to be the loudest voice in the room, he wants to ask questions. It seems so simple, but it might be the best bet cable news has for a future."

MSNBC's Ed Schultz: Air Of The Dog

MSNBC mad dog Ed Schultz's wag the dog prop turns on him when, during a segment blasting Fox News for criticizing Obama's orchestrated Christmas shopping trip with First Dog Bo, the blasphemous star of the Obamas' Christmas card, Rex spies Bo on MSNBC's studio monitor.   NewsBusters vid.

And The Winner Is . . . Weiner!

Wash Post gossip chix The Reliable Source

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Obama Pulls A Boner

Update:  "GOP caves to Obama" Politico. Charles Krauthammer "Democrats set a trap and Republicans walked right into it."

WH going full-tilt boogie shaming House Repubs to pass the two-month payroll tax cut extension giving Americans 40 bucks more in their paychecks. Wash Post
WH Twitter campaign
Mike Allen's Politico Playbook
 To Obama, #40dollars means two dog toys. People mag
Bone appetit:  $41 bucks for large bone and chew toy at PetSmart.
The WH staged the Everyman stunt at the same Alexandria, Virginia mall where Michelle Obama was photographed in an orchestrated Target shopping spree.
At Best Buy where he bought nearly $200 worth of stuff, Obama chews the fat with the cashier:  "Let's see if my credit card still works. Ah, it'll be really embarrassing if it, uh, if it doesn't, uh,  if it doesn't go through."   

RE: chewing fat. Longtime Wisconsin Repub Congressman Jim Sensenbrenner got his ample ass chewed after someone overheard him on his cell phone in an airport club whining about Michelle Obama's "large posterior" and Reported It To The Media. ABC News reports Sensenbrenner is apologizing.