Michelle Obama: Ass Not What You Can Do For Your Country . . .

Michelle Obama's getting a lot of flack for telling Babs Walters that it is "practical" to put herself at the top of her "priority list" in an Exclusive! pimp interview that ran on ABC News 20/20 Friday night.

Watch the bite. Translation:  The First Lady is an insufferable bitch if she doesn't get her way.

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Must-watch video:  Obama loses his peculiar hand jive bounding off Air Force One after AF1 hauled Obama's selectively lazy ass to "Ha-vy-ee" following his signing of that payroll tax thing Friday guaranteeing workers 40 bucks more in their paychecks.  A buck less than what Obama forked over this week for two dog toys during a Christmas shopping trip with First Dog Bo.

Mark Knoller CBS News

Obama headed for his favorite sushi haunt where he hooked up with "practical" Michelle "for sushi at $5-$9 per piece. But not just any sushi. Less than half an hour after reaching his vacation hideaway, the middle class warrior was out the door and making his way to the fabulous Morimoto Waikiki, the restaurant of the famous Iron Chef Masaharu Morimoto."  Keith Koffler White House Dossier

 

Koffler: "Perhaps the president whetted his appetite with one of the hot appetizer selections, like the Oyster Foie Gras at $22 a pop – a whole week’s worth of Social Security tax savings – or the Spicy Alaskan King Crab for $26."

Related:  I swear two-time teleprompter-stumbling Michelle Obama had a few belts (not boob) before shooting this heartfelt Christmas message:

(H/t Weasel Zippers)