Donald Trump: A Rocket In His Pocket

Trump on Newt:  "He's like a rocket ship.  What can you say. The way he's going up, I've never seen anything like it."

Uh, it was a wee bit uncomfortable on the Fox & Friends curvy couch Tuesday a.m. when Donald Trump, the short-fingered vulgarian and hackneyed, tedious self-pimper in his new role as Repub presidential kingmaker and debate moderator, attacked Fox paid hired gun Karl Rove as "a political hack," predicting the animus over Trump hosting a debate will deliver killer ratings.

Trump to critics:  "They're hacks.  They don't speak for anybody. They have no power."

Brian Kilmeade to Trump:  "We like Karl Rove.  We also like you.  So I just don't wanna --"

Stir it up, guys!  Yeah, Donald's an asshole, but "he's like a [ratings] rocket ship!"

(H/t Mediaite)