Thursday, December 8, 2011

CNN: Cartoon News Network

Why is CNN pimping the new Muppet movie with patently inane interviews with Muppets masquerading as political talking heads?  A colossal waste of valuable airtime.  NewsBusters
Last Thursday.  And they're all glued to . . .  Wolf Blitzer!
Last night. 3:36 expletives barely deleted as fake Repub prez candidate violates the Reagan Eleventh Commandment:  Thou shalt not speak ill of any fellow Republican -- egged on by comely cipher Erin Burnett.

Burnett:  "You say they're all clowns.  Who is the biggest clown running for president?"
October 1:44 Erin Burnett OutFront
(H/t ICN)

I have a suggestion for CNN weenie Mark Whitaker: the penis puppeteers.  Foul to the max.  Probably liberal.  Huge ratings.

8 comments:

  1. There is an upside to the puppets on CNN:  A job opportunity for when Burnett gets drop kicked off CNN.  Burnett should go to work as a correspondant for Sesame Street.  That's more her speed!   :-D

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  2. What's long and green and smells like Erin? :)

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  3. OMG that is hilarious!!!  LMAO!  :-D

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  4. When you have no substance, try and fool 'em with puppets

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  5. A take off from the old joke:
    What's long and green and smells like Pork?
    Kermit the frog's middle finger.

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  6. which ones are the puppets?

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  7. Uh, good point, Gary.  I hadn't thought of that angle.

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  8. Next--Piers Morgan confronts Bert and Ernie about coming out of the closet.

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