Al Sharpton as George Jefferson: 'Finally got a piece of the pie.'

MSNBC's double-dipping star Sharpton:  laughing all the way to the bank.

NYP Exclusive! "In all, the controversial activist and his empire, including the National Action Network and two for-profit companies, were $5.3 million in the red, public records show."

MSNBC even links Al's National Action Network to his official show link under MSNBC's web umbrella!

As Al's November MSNBC Lean Forward promo demonstrates, Al's had his hand in the pie since childhood but blaming Repubs for stealing it:



Sharpton got MSNBC's 6p slot in August for what appears to be payback for not bucking the NBC Comcast merger.

NBC's Saturday Night Live takes a shot at Sharpton's on-air stumbles mining Real Al Fuck-ups with a flawless performance by Keenan Thompson playing the formerly fat Al before Al, grooming himself for the Comcast NBC consummation, consumed Stephen King's Thinner pie.

Al can't take camera cues, read the teleprompter, vomit sentences and ideas that make sense, pronounce MSNBC's defacto content partner Politico or the co-founder's name ("Jim Vanda-hee-ho of Pol-i-tick-o period com.")

VandeHei:  "Vanda high."

Sharpton:  "Sharpton high."

Sharpton, in pie mode, to a confused VandeHei: "Are these Republicans out there being Nazis? . . .  When I was little we would play catch the Nazi in the backyard.  We'd put a blueberry pie in a box and a Nazi would come around and try to git it.  Isn't that like what the Republicans are trying to do?  Steal our pie?  I need a straight answer." 

To fake NBC News Kelly O'Donnell: "Are Republicans Nazis trying to blueberry steal pie out of the box?"

O'Donnell, head spinning like "The Exorcist": "Yes, yes, they are, they are Nazis trying to blueberry steal pie out of the box because they've got big rocks in their heads.

A triumphant Al: "There you go!  Somebody's finally making sense!"



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