Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Butt Boy Love & Obama Floss

ABC News pimps an Exclusive! interview with exiting presidential butt boy Reggie Love.

What we learn:

Obama is so comfortable around 29-year-old Reggie that he flosses his teeth in front of him. "If he had it his way, I think he'd floss in private."

"One thing Love does to perfection is help make the president look hip. He taught Obama how to fist-bump, bought him a silver iPod for his birthday and introduced him to the music of Lil Wayne and Jay-Z."

"According to a group of researchers at ABC News, they have flown some 880,780 miles together since the start of the presidential campaign. When two people spend that much time together, they're bound to get on each other's nerves. So, what does Obama do that makes Love's skin crawl?  'The thing that used to kill me is that the guy loves to ride around with the AC off in the summertime. And I get hot. I start sweating. And I'm like, it's 80 degrees in this car. I'm going to pass out.'" 

The thing runs Tuesday night on ABC WNT. Reggie left for Wharton.

1 comments:

  1. That'll be quite a culture shock for Reggie. 
    At Wharton, they teach free enterprise.

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