Tuesday, November 8, 2011

At HLN, Crime Pays

HLN website
Except HLN raking in thriller ratings kicking mommy network CNN's ass.
Tit Mom Nancy Grace was sequestered practicing for DWTS.  Jane Velez-Mitchell presided over the Conrad Murray guilty verdict.
Jane's glad: "On my deathbed, I will remember — this is one of the moments that will flash before my eyes!"  Wash Post TV critic Lisa de Moraes
HLN's orgasmic anchors' juices were flowing over Dr. Conrad Murray -- once free -- in cuffs. Vinnie Politan: "Handcuffs in the courtroom!" 

Snakes on a plane!

I invite you to divine HLN's next crime-time TV hit.

7 comments:

  1. On my deathbed - I will remember Jane Valez-Mitchell remembering dr. Murray.

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  2. On my deathbed - I will remember tit mom.

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  3. Now that the Doc is not busy, let's give him $150k/mo. to take care of Jane, Nancy and Vinnie.

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  4. Memo to Nancy:  You can't put 5 quarts in a gallon bucket.

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  5. I this an example of Tit -for-Tat?

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  6. It's not like her bra size is a 401-K.

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