Didja ever wonder why heaven is always portrayed as folks in white robes, sitting on clouds, strumming harps? Wouldn't it be better with some landscaping? And would you really wanna spend eternity without cable? (At which point St. Peter tells Andy to go straight to hell).
Andy's retirement was shorter than Kim's marriage.
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Didja ever wonder why heaven is always portrayed as folks in white robes, sitting on clouds, strumming harps? Wouldn't it be better with some landscaping?
ReplyDeleteAnd would you really wanna spend eternity without cable?
(At which point St. Peter tells Andy to go straight to hell).
Eyebrows to the SMithsonian.
ReplyDeleteI have had the urge to manscape those puppies for YEARS! Another thing from my bucket list shot to hell.....
ReplyDeleteI never liked the whiner. And those eyebrows... Gawd!
ReplyDeleteI just KNEW you 'd do this!
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