Friday, October 7, 2011

Whole Lotta Fakin' Goin' On

Mediaite's Jon Bershad:
As opposed to what?  SEVEN HALF HOSTS?

Hyperbolic Bershad

Bob Beckel Scares The Crap Out Of Dana Perino With Fake Heart Attack

Beckel: Not heart-whole about Palin.

This is news? What's next? A Beckel fart attack? Foil Beckel fouled by Kimberly Guilfoyle's red-soled Louboutin stilettos?  

(H/t Wayne J. Svantner, Thomas Stewart III)

6 comments:

  1. Hookers and booze.. if that didn't do the Becklemeister in, we have a while to start writing witty obits for Bob

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  2. I know just the obit writer to do it: a friend, Marilyn Johnson. Read her hilarious book LUCKY STIFFS!
    Via my BlackBerry

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  3. Bob's autobio should be titled, "Minnesota Fats", in honor of all the states his Mondale campaign carried in 1984.

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  4. Ha!
    Via my BlackBerry

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  5. Bob really needs to go with a different shade of Shineola. Cordovan just does not come off well in HD.

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  6. Bob has GOT to get a professional dye job!  No more Nice n' Easy!

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