Romney Rolls Snake Eyes

"On Tuesday night, seismologists at the Las Vegas Oceanographic Institute reported the first recorded movement of a hair on Mitt Romney’s head. Although it was only one follicle, displaced a mere 1.2 centimeters, the tremors were felt from Iowa to New Hampshire. Simultaneously, these same scientists detected signs of life in Rick Perry, last seen comatose at the recent Dartmouth debate." Syndicated columnist Charles Krauthammer

Krauthammer contends Romney came across as petulant rather than passionate after snake in the grass Rick Perry hissed at Romney on the former gov's illegal alien yard boys.

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