Martha Stewart dot com: Are you all set for Halloween this year? The spooktacular day is
Martha's favorite holiday, and she wants to make sure you enjoy
Halloween as much as she does. If you have a great handmade costume or
decorating idea, she would love to know. If you have dilemmas, success
stories, or clever tricks and treats, send us the details! It could be
featured on "The Martha Stewart Show."
But Medusa mom Martha turned to stone on Halloween at home with daughter, Alexis: "There were
no costumes. There was no anything. We turned off all the lights and
pretended we weren’t home."
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This and more (Martha never closed the bathroom door while dropping a deuce) in Alexis Stewart's Mommie Dearest book. UK Daily Mail ABC News NYDN


This year, perhaps Martha should dress up as a convicted felon. ("Don't throw away those tin can lids! They can easily be made into decorative and functional shivs!")
ReplyDeleteFunny stuff, Jim! As for me, I'm dressing as my usual witch...
ReplyDeletepictures! pictures!
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