Monday, October 3, 2011

Martha Stewart: Shapeshifter

Martha Stewart dot com: Are you all set for Halloween this year? The spooktacular day is Martha's favorite holiday, and she wants to make sure you enjoy Halloween as much as she does. If you have a great handmade costume or decorating idea, she would love to know. If you have dilemmas, success stories, or clever tricks and treats, send us the details! It could be featured on "The Martha Stewart Show."

But Medusa mom Martha turned to stone on Halloween at home with daughter, Alexis: "There were no costumes. There was no anything. We turned off all the lights and pretended we weren’t home."
Martha Stewart Living Hell
This and more (Martha never closed the bathroom door while dropping a deuce) in Alexis Stewart's Mommie Dearest book.  UK Daily Mail  ABC News NYDN

3 comments:

  1. This year, perhaps Martha should dress up as a convicted felon.  ("Don't throw away those tin can lids!  They can easily be made into decorative and functional shivs!")

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  2. Funny stuff, Jim!  As for me, I'm dressing as my usual witch...

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  3. pictures!  pictures!

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