Inspect Her Gadget

A creepy TSA luggage checker is yanked from inspecting airport bags after he manhandled a lady's vibrator and tucked a note in her suitcase: "Get your freak on girl." Washington Post

Although the lady's privacy was violated big time, the TSA refuses to finger the perv. Ed Morrissey Hot Air

Martha Stewart's $1,500 18 carat gold-plated Swedish vibrator would've been fenced in the half the time it took to fly from Newark to Dublin where the privacy violation was discovered.