Crusty Bob Beckel's Crustacean Choke

The Universe gets even with Fox's Bob Beckel for faking a heart attack last week in Atlanta. The gag scared the hell out of Fiver Dana Perino perched next to him. Thursday Bob and The Five cast were having a "celebratory lunch" with Fox boss Roger Ailes.  Bob became uncharacteristically speechless after choking on a really big shrimp.  Ailes tried to perform the Heimlich on Bob but Bob's, ahem, a husky boy.  Co-host Eric Bolling stepped in and out popped a hunk of shrimp. Mediaite

Moral of the story:  Never attempt to deep throat a prawn. 


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