Sunday, November 28, 2010

I've Got You Under My Skin

CNN Reliable Sources and Daily Beast blogger Howard Kurtz to the NYT's The Caucus blogger Michael Shear:

KURTZ: You live-blogged "The Ed Show." This is Ed Schultz on MSNBC(LAUGHTER) And I went and counted 36 entries in one hour. So my question is, were you sober?

Kurtz sobers up and focuses his gimlet eyes on Elle magazine's sexy pix of NBC News WH correspondent and MSNBC anchor Savannah Guthrie (below) and  NYT columnist Maureen "The BS Detector" Dowd

And Parker of CNN's ratings disaster Parker Spitzer.  Parker confesses CNN has "given me somebody to help me sort of fill out my closet. They want me wearing jewel tones. And well, I like whatever they like. They want me to look good, right? So I’m not gonna argue with them, but I do want to dress up a bit. I don’t want to look like I’m going to cover the Congress; I want to look like I’m at a dinner party. I’ve got these little D.C. suits that are just gonna have to sit in my closet.”

Howard's clearly obsessed:





Howard, shut the fuck up and spend the rest of Sunday talking dirty to hot chicks on Facebook.  Or fantasizing about performing a pat-down on Savannah Guthrie.

2 comments:

  1. Savannah, feel free to join me at Reagan National, when I fly Virgin Airlines. 
    If they've managed to keep the name.

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  2. Jim, you're in rare form this Sunday!  Great line.

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