The curvy, glamorous. unreasonable facsimiles thereof, which won't be shipped until December 15th, carry a warning: CHOKING HAZARD -- Small Parts. Not for children under 3 years.
Not for anyone over the age of three . . .
Sunday, September 26, 2010
In The Pink
The curvy, glamorous. unreasonable facsimiles thereof, which won't be shipped until December 15th, carry a warning: CHOKING HAZARD -- Small Parts. Not for children under 3 years.
Not for anyone over the age of three . . .
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Why, it's whats-her-name from FOXnews!
ReplyDeleteChoking hazard? How about a walking hazard, if your lifesize version would be estimated at
ReplyDelete39-19-33, 6 feet tall, 100 pounds, wearing a size 4.
I'm just waiting for the Klaus Barbie Doll, which gasses jews before escaping to Argentina--fashionably, of course.
Courtney Friel!
ReplyDeleteI thought about Klaus as well, Jim! O, great minds think alike! Remember Reese Witherspoon in "Legally Blonde?" All Barbie needs is a miniature poodle with a jewel-encrusted collar with its head poking out of News Anchor Barbie's Gucci dog carrier shoulder bag... Gag.
ReplyDeleteNew York mag snidely suggested News Anchor Barbie was perfect for Fox News...
ReplyDeleteI really wouldn't refer to Courtney Friel as an "anchor."
ReplyDeleteYes yes! Bring on the poodle!
ReplyDeleteNext, just in time for xmas, the Rachel Maddow Barbie.
ReplyDeleteI hear Anderson Cooper is really bummed, stated, "Do you know how great I look in pink?" Who knows, maybe Ken will get a new lover.
ReplyDeleteGiven their insistence on keeping the likes of Courtney Friel and Ainsley Earhardt on the air, I'd say that's just about right.
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