Monday, July 26, 2010

Joy's Foot-and-Mouth Disease


Over at ABC's 'The View,' the bitches are jockeying for the two prime seats next to Barack Obama.  The prez appears once again (first time during the 2008 presidential campaign) to massage his message.

If past is prologue, Joy Behar will be one end of the Obama sandwich (Babs - returning from her heart surgery sickbed the other), with Joy poking her pointy pump into Obama's shoe. (photo, Joy playing footsie with Bill Clinton.)

A majority of New York Daily  News readers responding to a poll (naively) believe Obama's appearance (the first sitting prez on daytime TV) will 'give us insight into the president.'

27 comments:

  1. keyboard.jockeyJul 26, 2010 07:47 AM

    They think this is going to help the turn out the Obamanics in November. I don't think the People magazine and View consumers have the kind of attention or retention span :)

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  2. This will have all the traction of teflon slippers on a floor covered with greased ballbearings.

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  3. Boy, I bet Ed Schultz is pissed.

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  4. Maybe Whoopie will do a line with him.

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  5. Remember the good ole days when Larry King would be the messenger.

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  6. I am ready - I just refilled my nausea medicine.

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  7. Babs better watch out, her heart might not take it. It really goes pitter patter over those black boys - just ask a certain MA senator.

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  8. If Joy plays her cards right - Obama might do her show on CNN - take that Ed.

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  9. Obama's ratings don't look all that rosy. Perhaps the smarties at the white house will encourage him to appear on Schultz. Obviously they both have something in common - their ratings suck. Besides Ed promoted his health care and Obama owes him one. With good ole Ed - the death teams are making more sense to me.

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  10. I would much prefer if he kept to his old town ties and went with Oprah. I guess Michelle is not to worried about Joy.

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  11. What's next for the white house buffoons - a guest appearance on 'The Jersey Shore'?

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  12. Don't you think Clinton would have wanted to sit closer to Elizabeth Hasselbeck? Then again knowing his taste in woman, Babs would probably do.

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  13. You should have heard Rush said today on the radio about this.  He made a comment that Joy Behar better have her knee pads on for Obama...

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  14. Yeah, with Obama the chocolaty filling in the reverse Oreo.

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  15. Yeah, I guess he thinks he'll make the white chicks orgasmic.

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  16. Hey, Chickaboomers!  I'm not witing much today because I just returned from my daughter's baby shower and I had to upload like 100 photos to Facebook.  Next is the video...

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  17. Call me old fashioned, but with 2 wars, a tanking economy, open borders, gulf disaster, terrorism threats, unemployment at 9.5%, etc, I really think it would be in his best interest to knock off the play dates and go the fuck to work. Just for one day.

    Jesus this guy is annoying.

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  18. Opa will get even by having glenn beck on her show.  Might improve her ratings.

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  19. It's time to start the poll:
    Bubba has boinked how many members of The View?
    A.  1
    B.  2
    C.  3
    D.  4
    E.  5
    F.  All of the above and their mothers too.

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  20. F. with the exception of Hasselback & her mom.

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  21. sickening, can you imagine how they are going to kiss ass, and he will just lie thru his teeth, and the audience will suck it up. marty we sure understand and I hope she got all she needs, and I bet it was fun can't wait till my " baby" has her shower, their first baby, she had her first dr. appt last week, thought they would have let her  hear heartbeat but not this time. 

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  22. Joy offered Bill a blow job

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  23. On "Morning Joe" today Mika said President Obama will get tougher questioning from the ladies of "The View" than from WH reporters.  And she said he will get questions from many different viewpoints on "The View."  Is she kidding?  There is only one viewpoint on that show - liberal.  Except for Elisabeth who isn't, in my opinion, a real conservative.  She just gets shouted down anyway by everyone else.  All the ladies will be fawning over the president.  And I just read that he is not speaking to the Boy Scouts of America, of which he is the Honorary Chairman, on their 100th anniversary, in order to tape "The View" on Wednesday.  He will, however, send a taped message to the Boy Scouts.  How nice.

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  24. boy scouts need a gay agenda, then pres shows up

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  25. Joy is looking forward to a visit from the Secret Service.

    It will be the first time in years she's been fondled by a man and not had to break out the checkbook.

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  26. That's about the size of it...

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  27. I wonder what the follow up poll would say...

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