So celeb divorce settlements have come to this: Elin is getting 14% of the gross domestic product of Somalia. We can now measure these folks in percentages of countries.
Talk about set for life. Anyonbe have her cell phone number? Wonder if he will take the time to get his zipper repaired since he got hit for this shake-down? Will the others in his life now begin lining up for their take?
So celeb divorce settlements have come to this: Elin is getting 14% of the gross domestic product of Somalia. We can now measure these folks in percentages of countries.
ReplyDeleteI'd keep my yap shut for 750 mil, must be nice, bet she gets married again someday.
ReplyDeletewho said Tiger didn't pay for sex.
ReplyDeleteTalk about set for life. Anyonbe have her cell phone number? Wonder if he will take the time to get his zipper repaired since he got hit for this shake-down? Will the others in his life now begin lining up for their take?
ReplyDeleteHmmm... will Tiger's newly-reduced net worth reduce the quality of the women he attracts commensurately?
ReplyDelete...Is that possible?
She deserves every dime after five years of marriage and two kids with this swine.
ReplyDeleteI'll be she's got a guy on the string already, Sandra, or maybe a string of them.
ReplyDeleteHa!
ReplyDeleteDepends on how good the other ladies' cases are.
ReplyDeleteDon't think so. I hear he has an impressive dick.
ReplyDeleteI heard he is pretty good with his putter too!
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