Roger Ailes is such a whiz
At the infotainment biz.
His Fox News babes are always hot
(And health care is a Commie plot!).
But we digress; let's start anew
To look upon these happy few
With locks so blonde and legs so long,
We're tempted to break out in song.
You must admit they're kind of fun
With all their phasers set on "stun."
Those gleaming smiles belie the task
And take the edge off if they ask:
"Why, Mr. O, why do you hate
Puppies and kittens and all that's great?"
Their hair, it's clear, would hardly budge,
Nor would their makeup even smudge
If they were set upon a luge—
They'd laugh and cry: "We're going rouge!"
Sure, Rachel Maddow has the smarts
But can she work her giggly parts?
The obvious, let it be said:
Their favorite power suits are red.
Of course we know that it's not fair
To generalize, with nose in air.
There's no intention to deride:
We report and you decide
The leggy MILF's of FNC are a threat to our national security.
ReplyDeleteThey have launched more STUD missiles than Saddam Hussein and the wacky Korean dude.
I like all the Dem babes better. Ugly doesn't distract me.
ReplyDeleteI mean, doesn't distract me like this acre of sweet, sweet, uh, you know.
ReplyDeleteMarty
ReplyDeleteThe FBN ladies aren't too shabby either.
like them all, talking personality especially megyn, now skinner is one that I get bored with, when she smiles which is not to often it seems like its a strain, almost like she had botox around her mouth just my opinion.
ReplyDeleteand the ugliest one is the former Miss America. go figure.
ReplyDeleteThe best babes are on Bloomberg. Go figure.
ReplyDeleteSandra,You know who Jane's husband is....dont you?
ReplyDeleteIf you have NFL Network,yours is now cancelled.
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