Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Honk If You've Warmed Al Gore's Globes

MSNBC's "Morning Joe" Willie Geist:  'Sad news.' (the Gores' split.)  NBC's Norah O'Donnell package.  Willie:  'That's a sad story.' 

Has Willie been hiding in Tipper's bedroom closet?  What does Willie know about the state of the Gores' union? 

The state of the Gores' finances, according to the Washington Examiner, shows a net worth jump from $1 mil 10 years ago to $100 mil.

Washington Post's Reliable Source gossipistas analyzeThe NYDN has a handy timeline of the Gores' marriage

The NYT quotes a political marriage guru “It is ironic that the Gores would outdo the Clintons in getting divorced. In a sense, getting divorced is the iconic baby boomer act.”

Over at CBS Evening News, homewrecker Sally Quinn (in the early 70s the 20-years-youger virgin newspaper reporter blonde with an overbite lured Wash Post Executive Editor Ben Bradlee from his wife) blames George W. Bush for the Gores' split.

The NYP previews a nasty July Vanity Fair Sally Quinn profile.  Maybe the Bradlees are next?  But who to blame?   The buck appears to stop with psycho Sally.

5 comments:

  1. Bigger question - has Norah basically become the DC version of Hazlett? Seems like she is the DC gossip reporter.

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  2. Maybe Gore got caught screwing a polar bear on the side. In Al's case I don't know if he's the screwer or the screwee.

    Vinney

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  3. Al woke up with big carbon footprints all over his back.

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  4. funny jimbo, cannot stand the man, to bad for him, and quinn is an idiot, blaming Bush , pleaseeee. she is going to be on O'Rielly tonight, hope he ask her about her blaming BUSH

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  5. I hear the last straw for Al was when he found out that Tiger Woods crashed his Cadillac while rushing to have a tryst with Tipper.

    "Dammit woman, that was a gas-powered SUV. Have you no shame?"

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