Al Gore's reportedly sizable wand is incandescent over 'Curb Your Enthusiasm's' Larry David's ex-wife, Laurie (in violet). This according to the Star supermarket rag. Liberal wack job Laurie (lobbying for a universal ban on more than one square of toilet paper per crap) lobs an EXCLUSIVE denial to the equally liberal Huffington Post. "It's completely untrue," she whines, adding she's "happily" involved with someone else since her 2007 divorce.
It's complete crap," complains a Gore "friend."
"Al Gore's so fat, screwing him leaves a carbon footprint. He needs a carbon credit to get laid." Vinney, Chickaboomer's head joke writer
I'm just devastated.
ReplyDeleteBut it's still George Bush's fault right?
ReplyDeletelet's see how the liberal press and media handle this, it'll be everyone is lying, not true, not gore, no way. gore is such a creepy guy, and unbelieveable that it has been going on and it just came out, can't wait to see what he says.
ReplyDeleteChickaboomer is remarkably informed on the alleged size of memorable celeb dick.
ReplyDeleteIs there a website?
www.twatter.com?
www.sit-on-my-facebook.com?
Jim: I heard the rumors about his large manhood. No first-hand evidence ...
ReplyDeleteMaybe there is confusion between having a big one as opposed to being a big one.
ReplyDeleteVinney
Larrys pissed he spent the money for her knockers.
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