The above comes via Hot Air's Ed Morrissey. Obama and French prez Nicolas Sarkozy at the G-20 summit in Toronto. 'Do you know what BP really stands for? Butt Plug.'
Below, Obama and Sarkozy seem to be getting cozy, no? 'Didja hear about the suicide of that shrimp dude in Louisiana?'
'All I did was play golf. That dumbass Hayward got caught on his yacht.'
Top: I nailed my wife 5 times today, how about you?
ReplyDeleteBottom: So I thought he was asking how many times I nailed HIS wife. Figured it would be an insult to say zero.
TOP:
ReplyDeleteOK, I volunteer more for the military effort in Afghanistan. France will bring....potato salad.
BOTTOM:
"...so when I said G-20, he said "BINGO!"
top. No Barack chitterlings do not taste like Foie Gras and don't send me anymore.
ReplyDeleteSo then he says "duck guts pig guts, all shit to me"
ReplyDeleteHorribly funny!
ReplyDeleteTop one; "No Nickie, it's Heil Obama. Get it right."
ReplyDeleteBottom: "Nickie, every see pictures of your wife naked"?
"No."
"Want to buy some? Man, community organizing was never this much fun."
"No no, save the "Heil" thing for when we're on the balcony..."
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