Why pay when the juicy stuff was in her police statement. She claimed Al insisted she touch his 'second Chakra' between his navel and pubic bone. The sexual release Chakra represented by the color orange.
Above photo, Al Gore's exhausted second Chakra rebels after years of too much massage.
How chaking!
ReplyDeleteShe wanted $1 million and got nothing. Wow! Watch for a suicide note somewhere in Portland
ReplyDeleteIf he keeps instisting on touching it he's gonna go blind :)
ReplyDeleteIf that's the case, Al woulda gone blind years ago when he was a youngster roaming the halls of DC's Mayflower Hotel when his dad was a senator . . .
ReplyDeleteOh, check out the 'crazed sex poodle' Gore:
ReplyDeleteAlbert! Leave that dog alone this minute!
ReplyDeleteShe shoulda touched his first chakra between his eyes with a ballpeen hammer.
ReplyDeleteFor eight years Lil' Al always had to be the office Lookout while Bubba unleashed his little First Chakra to roam free and now too many of you want to stomp on Lil' Al for wanting to emulate and do what he learned at the Great One's knee. Time is short--Lil' Al has been implying for all of us to have some pleasure ASAP before we are all steamed like a 4th of JULY hotdog by this global-warming thang! Now leave Lil' Al alone and let him go have some holiday fun and fireworks. Keep that Roman Candle aimed down range, Al.
ReplyDeleteVery funny, well-written, and pointed, GORAD!
ReplyDeleteHappy 4th of July to you MARTY, and may that DECLARATION be Freedom's breath for another two hundred thirty-four years. God bless America!
ReplyDeleteBack at you, GORAD!
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