My name be Larry and my story be hairy, 'bout a Brooklyn jew with a roving view of all things female and even when I close the sale all my times matrimonial have been strictly ceremonial and whose marriage to Shawn is now all but gone, still I've not gone to heaven I'm a mere 77 and my praises sing 'cause I be the hippest thing among the journalistic crime known as CNN prime time.
My name be Larry
ReplyDeleteand my story be hairy,
'bout a Brooklyn jew
with a roving view
of all things female
and even when I close the sale
all my times matrimonial
have been strictly ceremonial
and whose marriage to Shawn
is now all but gone,
still I've not gone to heaven
I'm a mere 77
and my praises sing
'cause I be the hippest thing
among the journalistic crime
known as CNN prime time.
(actually, this won't be valid til Larry turns 77 in November)
ReplyDeleteGod, Jim, that is hilarious! Simply hilarious!
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