Friday, May 21, 2010
Trojan Whores
"The men of Washington D.C. apparently are more than just big talk, big egos, and big promises. The Beltway boys claimed a close second place for the biggest average penis size in the nation." Condomania's March 2010 survey of the biggest dicks in America (New Orleans is #1.)
Since the Beltway Boys are so well-endowed below-the-belt, DC has ditched the one-size-fits-all, cheap Durex freebie condoms and popped for the more expensive and larger Trojan Magnums.
The shiny gold package is a draw. Trojan spokesman rapper Ludacris is paid big bucks.
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Tight condoms! Are they bragging or complaining?
ReplyDeleteVinney
Complaining because they're too small and dangerously cheap.
ReplyDeleteBeltway Boys well endowed? Mort Kondracke and Fred Barnes?
ReplyDeleteWas that "Ludacris" Or "Ludicrous?"
ReplyDeleteYeah, but D.C. wins for the biggest assholes in the nation.
ReplyDeleteKondracke is a weenie. Not that I know what's below his belt. I met him once at John McLaughlin's 10th anniversary of his show party in the early 1990s - I think.
ReplyDeleteKondracke was a pompous asshole.
MCL: Definitely ludicrous.
Anon: You are so right for "the biggest assholes in the nation."
Who is the #1 asshole? In my book it is Nancy Pelosi.
I'll pass on this one, all of you were herilious
ReplyDeleteI may have to put my tripod in a blind trust.
ReplyDeleteWas that "Ludacris" Or "Ludicrous?"
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