Saturday, May 1, 2010

Finally! Proof The Creatures Walk Among Us!


Genius physicist Stephen Hawking just warned Earthlings to stay away from space aliens intent on doing us harm.   CNBC's Maria Bartiromo reveals her true self as she surrounds herself with Her Own Kind at a book party Friday in DC.

Clinton Dem operative Terry McAuliffe [I think he's bombed] intros Bartiromo:

Terry:  "A lot of people think they have a lot of influence... the real power of course is Maria because what she says, markets move. we all watch at the end of the day 'Closing Bell.'  She determines where the American economy goes....  Let me bring up to the stage, the greatest economist, the greatest woman ever involved in dictated how world economic policy has gone!  Maria Bartiromo!    

Maria:  "I say the economy needs to go up now, and hiring.  No more unemployment!  Make it happen!"  

Well, just beam her up, Scotty!

Spotted in the crowd:  Fellow aliens NBC's Andrea Mitchell and husband Alan Greenspan, looking like he doesn't know which planet he's on.  More pix here.



Pre-WHCD photos via POLITICO

1 comments:

  1. I could have done better but did not get invited.

    Maria,

    You still haven't been able to get it up yet! (The economy stupid)

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