Monday, May 3, 2010

If Fox News Hired Fran Drescher I Would Shoot Myself

A blast of media water puts out the LA wildfire burning all the way to the East Coast over the false rumor that the #1 annoying, grating, harsh voice on television - Fran Drescher - gets a show on the #1 cable news network.

We'll say this slowly:  Fox is not talking to Drescher as The Wrap breathlessly reported without checking that the same BS was denied last September.  FishbowlDC dishes the Real Story.

If a prison put all the death row inmates in a fenced yard and forced them to listen to Drescher 24/7, they'd WILLINGLY stand in line for the needle after about five minutes.

Hmmm... So it must be MSNBC that's giving the harpy a summer tryout befitting czar Phil Griffin's "go with the flow" blue-state chatter model.

I divine a show name:  "Nanny State."

3 comments:

  1. well thank goodness its not true, we would hate for you to shoot yourself and I would hate to hear her voice daily and what would we all do without our daily chickaboomer news?

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  2. Oh, you're so sweet, Sandra. As always.

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  3. Put her on QVC where she can make etched glass items for sale just by talking to them.

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