Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Tucker Carlson's Solipsism

"You can’t survive without sex for that long. You die.”  Tucker Carlson on the Nevada governor's waitress-groping Las Vegas scandal where the guv claimed he hasn't gotten laid in 15 years.

Carlson - the father of at least four children - made his unscientific assessment on Fox's Hannity, silencing the usually talkative Juan Williams.

As a solipsist's apprentice, I conclude Tucker boinked his "Dancing With The Stars" partner during his weeks of training for the ABC show.
at 5:51 PM
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5 comments:

  1. Wow, you think Tucker boinked her?

    I have new respect for the lad.

    Wouldn't mind following in his, ahem, footsteps.

    Would that be: solipy seconds?

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  2. "Boinking With The Stars"
    Tell me it wouldn't make a great pay cable series.

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  3. solipsism (no "c")

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  4. I had no c and then changed it.

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  5. When I wrote it last night I spelled it correctly. Then before my coffee, I looked at it and added the "c."

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