Sanchez: "Nine meter drop. What does that mean?" ... "Nine meters in English is?" Then he warbles something about "yin and yang."
Stewart: "Rick Sanchez delivers the news like a guy at a party who’s doing a lot of coke and traps you in a corner and explains really intensely how an ant is the strongest animal on Earth. ‘I’m telling you man they’re tiny but they can carry a stick like 18 times their own size. It’s like you picking up a car. Can you pick up a car? Answer. No, you can’t. Now, I’m going to go to the bathroom for a second but we’re not done talking about how crazy strong ants are. Alright, buddy’?”
Stewart cuts to Sanchez voluntarily submitting to a taser: "He'll be all right for a couple of weeks."
This is priceless:
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H/t Story Balloon
Is it wrong of me to wish that Rick was being water boarded while getting Tased?
ReplyDeleteI thought so.
But I wish it anyway.
Burford, I would pay to see that. A lot.
ReplyDeleteIf hating Rick is wrong, I don't wanna be right, as the old song goes.
Rick is the ultimate in "reporter involvement" to get media buzz. He's been tased, jumped off a cruise ship to "see what it feels like to fall off." What else? Oh, sat in a car as it plunged into water.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to watch the video of Rick willingly submitting full-body wax... All the the smarmy name of ratings...
More than that, Stewart ought to get an emmy or a pulitzer for media critism. He is just fantasic in going after all of these douchbags.
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