Tuesday, March 16, 2010

He's Baaaack!

BREAKING NEWS ON MSNBC!  Tiger Woods returning to golf.  Surprise!  Woods is playing in the Masters tournament in early April.  What a shock!

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  1. Never liked they guy or his Kiwi-thug caddy. Now, like him a lot less. He has the social skills of a spoiled turnip.

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  2. Well at least we will all get the chance to see if he still can get it in the hole.

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  3. I have always been a fan until this rat started scurrying from hole to hole.
    It will be even worse when we read, "He's baaack at home."
    How could Elin take him in again.
    Has she had a doctor check him for STD's?

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  4. So the guy got a little pussy on the side.Do you really think he's the only guy who did?

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  5. did you say he got some on the side? It's been so long for me I didn't know they changed it. :-)

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  6. Men,in general are jealous of him and most women are pissed they were'nt on the list.

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  7. Men, in general, and most women... don't care.

    Don't know about his STDs but... they say we sleep not only with our partner but also with whoever our partner has slept with. I think this means we've all slept with each other at least once.

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  8. No STDs for Tiger. Hell, a golfer like him always washes his, uh, club and balls.

    Just because he agreed to become the official spokesman for the American Clap Association doesn't mean anything. It's just penance.

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  9. It was the lead story on CBS News This Evening.ealth care is at a pivotal moment--US is pissed at Israel and has canceled a meeting George Mitchell was to have attended...and this is the most important story?

    It's a kicker---it's the last story in the newscast and it requires all of one line.

    If the ratings go up as a result of this, then we are doomed. And the right wingers can't blame socialism. It's because we are fucking stupid.

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  10. If the ratings go up as a result of this, then we are doomed. And the right wingers can't blame socialism. It's because we are fucking stupid.

    Yep that's what it means.

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  11. i must be the only golf fan here. we are lucky to have Tiger back. i don't care about his off the field exploits. maybe he makes the Masters exciting next month. i will be there watching

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  12. I just hope he can tell the difference between a bad lie and a bad lay.

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  13. Hmmm, should have broken it on CBS, since they will be the benficiary of the largest golf ratings ... EVER!

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  14. Shocker that he would re-start his golfing career at the Masters. Where they control the crowds & the media spin as if they were another North Korea. I was listening to S-spin radio over the midday and the talking head there was all up in Tiger's backside about what a great guy he is in real life and all that malarchy. One would think it was the second coming the way this joker was carrying on about him.

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  15. Anonymous said...

    i must be the only golf fan here. we are lucky to have Tiger back. i don't care about his off the field exploits. maybe he makes the Masters exciting next month. i will be there watching.

    Is that you Brit Hume? LOL!

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  16. Waaaaaaa,waaaaaaa....leave Tiger alone.

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