Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Tiger's Primrose Path


Tiger Woods has beat a path to Gentle Path - a sex addiction treatment cener in Mississippi where he's been since late December.  The ever-intrepid National Enquirer snapped some long lens photos.

The NYP quotes the Enquirer's scoop: Woods spent a hundred grand  to revamp his digs there .  What's more, Tiger's getting the celebrity treatment. No group therapy, no cleaning toilets, and when he walks into a room, everybody has to vanish.

Tiger won't get well, if he really is a sex addict, unless he strips away his ego and embraces the joy of humility.

CB's crystal ball sees no reconciliation between Tiger and his long-suffering wife, Elin.  Leopards don't change their spots.  Same with Tigers...

6 comments:

  1. Wouldn't it be funny to cure his sex addiction they tell him to take up golf.

    Vinney

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  2. Would be funnier if they told him to take up Christianity.

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  3. I'm guessing they are teaching Tiger other ways to putter around.

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  4. I wish when I was younger I too could have been diagnosed as a sex addict. I just thought it was living your life out of total control. Shoot we grow old too fast and smart too slow.

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  5. Is he really in the Lorena Bobbit Sex Therapy Clinic?

    You either rehab fast or they cut your visit SHORT.

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  6. Where do all these photos of Tiger come from where they discuss his present predicament and show a picture of him pouting, looking sad, looking contrite or even crying? Has he done nothing all these years as the richest luckiest SOB alive but pout, whine and cry?

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