Friday, January 1, 2010

Swimming With Snarks

Politico queries "notables" on their 2010 resolutions:

Savannah Guthrie, NBC White House correspondent: “I made no resolutions and kept all of them,” Guthrie said of 2009. For 2010, she resolves “to stress less, appreciate more. And more tweeting!”

Oh, goody!  "More tweeting!"  How about "More journalism?"

Jonathan Capehart, Washington Post editorial writer (and MSNBC talking head): Though he can’t recall his 2009 vow, he says he probably didn’t keep it anyway. But this year, he’s ready: “Start swimming again. And go to one museum or art institution once a week. Can't be all politics all the time, you know.”


Capehart's 2009 resolution was to ditch the butt ugly camera-flaming Prada pants (left).

Ed Henry, CNN senior White House correspondent: “I'm finally going to break down and do something I've been avoiding facing up to for a long time: I'm buying a snow blower.”

Ed, your resolution is ex post facto.  You should've bought it BEFORE the giant DC storm.  Ed proves he's human by reacting after the fact. Like Obama on terrorist attacks by "enemy combatants." 

I've given up on New Year's resolutions... Maybe I'll become more snarky. 

3 comments:

  1. Snarks.

    Much Needed: Paula Deen PSA needed for New Year. Proper Preparation For “Pigs In A Blanket” GRIN.

    Recipe For Disaster:
    Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab aka Panty Bomber .
    So You Want To Set The World On Fire Or How I Spent My Christmas Vacation In United States Federal Prison.


    http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/2010/01/we-need-paula-deen-psa-for-new-year.html

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  2. They say these recruits of Al Qeada are being given some kind of drugs - narcotics, that's a big Duh. No way someone who isn't under the influence lights up his tender parts......I thought drug use was against Islamic Law?

    The Yemeni don't get Americans that's for sure.

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  3. I'm resolving to give up Ferrari's.

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