Yeah, that's me. Another birthday shared with Elvis. I'm leaving today for the shuffleboard courts at The Villages - "Florida's Friendliest Hometown." I've packed Clorox Cleanup, Handi Wipes, and disposable toilet seat covers. I heard STDs are so rampant there (geezers don't know squat) even toilet seats are suspect!
No, seriously, I'm getting out of the cold. Will be gone until next Sunday. Promise to attempt to update while swilling virgin daiquiris.
An aside: My blogging software is playing tricks on me. I haven't been able to link or upload photos since Thursday morning. Am I on Obama's blogger shit list?
I've heard that too. Whenever I see The Villages commercial I immediately think of herpes.
ReplyDeleteIf you are on "O"'s shit list, you are in good company. I'm sending in my application. Enjoy Florida.
ReplyDeleteWhat? No return visit to Detroit today for the arraignment of the underwear bomber and simultaneous "Islam is the religion of peace" demonstration outside the federal court house?
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, Viking Princess and be careful in the Villages, as I believe they are the seniors' equivalent of Stepford.
I heard the old geezer mantra there is "I'm not as good as I once was but I'm as good once as I ever was"
ReplyDeleteHow cruel is it....that yesterday it was announced the Heidi Collins was being let go by CNN in about a week....and today the big story she has to cover on the network -- is the new unemployment report?
ReplyDeleteHave a wonderful time off Marty, and remember: You're only 18. Celsius.
ReplyDeleteI stop here first in the mornings.
ReplyDeleteI will miss it.
But have fun.
Have fun with all the ol' saggy bags!
ReplyDeleteJimbo - You do realize that 18 C is 90F...don't you. Now either you are saying Marty is 90 degrees HOT or you are saying she is 90 years old. Which is it Man?
ReplyDeleteActually no, Anon, 18C is not 90F, but 64.4F, which is close, for Marty.
ReplyDeleteF = 9/5C + 32. Do the math.
Yes, she is 90 degrees hot and then some, but 18C is just a tad above her age F.
Hey Marty,
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Hey Marty, warm enough down there for ya? HaHa, I just came back from a Caribbean cruise, and it was in the 40's and rainy in Miami yesterday (Saturday).
ReplyDeleteAnyway, enjoy your birthday ... mine is today (Jan 10).
WC
Math Suks
ReplyDeleteI would imagine that your words have a heck of a lot more impact than the pictures you use - I think you're safe from brother O and his slobbering swarms of sycophantic suck ups.
ReplyDeleteHave a wonderful time off Marty, and remember: You're only 18. Celsius.
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