NBC News crows that reporter Lisa Myers [and the AP] were the recipients of John Edwards' ejaculation that he is the father of that nearly two-year-old kid.
The creep had initially framed a staffer for knocking up Rielle Hunter - a filmmaker who traveled with Edwards during his presidential campaign recording his every move. Except his night moves.
Why did Edwards confess now? The National Enquirer - which has been dogging him and then-pregnant Hunter since 2007 - reveals the Untold Story: That framed staffer, Andrew Young, has written a book and is set to blab all on ABC News "20/20."
Vinney, Chickaboomer's head joke writer: "It could've been worse. He could've been fucking the whole country."

Just think--2 years ago...if Iowa democrats had decided that they weren't ready for a black or a woman as commander-in-chief. So John wins there, and New Hampshire, and takes enough super tuesday that he gets the nomination. At which time he has to balance his ticket, with maybe, someone from the northeast, with some executive experience. And so it was that, a year ago, President John Edwards and Vice President Elliot Spitzer were sworn in...
ReplyDeleteSome intern/flacky claims Edwards sent him in for a diaper so he could do a paternity test on the DNA.
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ReplyDeleteSometime politics just gets shitty.
It looks like a baby Kluxer or Hamas bomblet from that angle...
ReplyDeleteTiger Woods, Golf Digest needs a top 10 Rehab List for John Edwards SNARK.
ReplyDeleteJohn Edwards it's a swing and miss...
http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/2010/01/imus-in-mornings-tony-powell-rehabin.html
So what I want to know -- is who in the U.S. government helped Edwards out by approving his charter flight to Port au Prince today...so that he could conveniently be filmed helping the poor bastards Haiti on the same day he admitted creating one in the U.S.
ReplyDeletePress accounts say that relief flights are stacked up unable to land because of overcrowding. But John Boy slipped his in. (Pardon the expression)
>And so it was that, a year ago, President John Edwards and Vice President Elliot Spitzer were sworn in...
ReplyDeleteOr..... what if these two had been outed as lying cheating bums before the election and McCain-Palin had won by default.
Better off or not?
MUCH better off.
ReplyDelete>And so it was that, a year ago, President John Edwards and Vice President Elliot Spitzer were sworn in...
ReplyDeleteOr..... what if these two had been outed as lying cheating bums before the election and McCain-Palin had won by default.
Better off or not?