Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Jeff Zucker's Pulp Fiction


See that bald guy on the left?  That's Bob Wright.  He had Jeff Zucker's job before Zucker lopped off his head.  It's fitting and delicious that the Grim Reaper is stalking Zucker for throwing Conan under the bus.

Zucker: "I've received death threats."   "Yesssssssssssssssssss!" spits Marv Albert.  Zucker baits the media with that gem, switching the focus from Perp Jeff to Victim Jeff - a successful staple in Jay Leno's bag of tricks.

Why veteran TV interviewer Charlie Rose didn't pump Zucker on the alleged threats is beyond me.  Who, What, Where, When.  We know Why. 

Charlie was still salivating over his interview with MSNBC's "Morning Joe" anchoress and virgin authoress Mika Brzezinki, a first-time red-soled Christian Louboutin F-Me pumps virgin (she wore the obscenely expensive heels on the air this a.m.).  

When asked this a.m. on "Morning Joe" about her close encounter with boundryless horndog Charlie,  Mika mumbled:  "It was more raw than I liked it to be."


6 comments:

  1. OK, I sense another story here.
    Admit it Marty -- Charlie Rose has hit on you in the past, right?

    Not that I can blame him. The parking brake in the limo was probably safe, right?

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  2. So, are we to conclude that, every time he's around a beautiful woman, "Charlie Rose" is a complete sentence?

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  3. You did it again, jimbotalk.
    "Charlie Rose" - perfect.

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  4. You are a merest tuned in ourselves! Great register indeed.

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  5. Oh, God, Jim. You outdid yourself.

    Burford. Yeah. More later.

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  6. I'm psychic.

    And as a result, Charlie Rose in my estimation.

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