Monday, January 18, 2010

Global Swarming


"This for anybody and everybody who got a wedgie in high school." Ryan Murphy, producer of the hit Fox show "Glee" accepting the Golden Globe for best TV comedy. List of winners. Fashion. More fashion.


Ugly ass dress:  Tina Fey.  Add a hat, jacket, gloves, and a huge bag and Tina's Mary Poppins.
















Frock most likely to find a home in Michelle Obama's closet:




















As for wedgies, I never even knew what that meant in high school.  Now, if you'd ask me about teen sex in a Ford station wagon...

10 comments:

  1. I'll bite. Tell us about teen sex in a Ford station wagon. Please.

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  2. A Country Squire by chance?

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  3. No, I think it was an all-white Ford Fairlane. My Dad drove only Fords. But then again, most everyone living in Dearborn, Michigan - Ford HQ - drove Fords.

    I had a younger boyfriend. I was in 11th grade and he was in 10th. I think that was it.
    I could drive and he couldn't. So we drove to ye old making out ground at Ford Field and things got so hot and heavy he bent my Dad's car parking brake.

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  4. Back to the subject---although he should have known to take you to the backseat---parking brakes can't get bent back there.

    All of the excess seemed all the more silly with Haiti as a background. Speaking of excess---how many real breasts where contained under those dresses? After the first few minutes, they all seemed to look alike?

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  5. WHEN--oh WHEN--are we finally getting "Chickaboomer or Bust--the Marty Davis Story"?

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  6. I'll ghost write that one.

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  7. There goes the Cougar again bangin'the youngins!

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  8. Thank you Marty for answering my question.

    You can bend my parking break any time.

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  9. Oops. Make that parking BRAKE.
    Where are those copy editors when you need them?

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  10. I broke a car floor once upon a time...:-) but not with the lovely Chickaboomer :-(

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