"Three separate people pointed at Geraldo and commented how cryogenics really do work." Target rich Fox News host skewered at a 50th birthday roast for reporter Rick Leventhal. [Rick's plastic action figure, right]
Geraldo's sexagerian secret to eternal life? Befriending rich widows to suck the blood out of their pampered pets....
Are you sure it isn't befriending house pets and sucking on rich widows?
ReplyDeleteEither way, Jim. He's either a vampire or Dorian Gray...
ReplyDeleteHe's Dorian ForMenOnly, Marty.
ReplyDeletethere are a few talent on fox I dislike and he is way at the top of that list. if he ever loses his thesaurus he will be "B" roll on the redeye
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