"Hey, Martha, let's go back to my hotel room after this. I still have three hours on a Cialis hard-on. I hate to waste it." Vinney, Chickaboomer's head joke writer
"And if this Senate race doesn't work out for her, I have invited Martha to accompany me to Haiti where I will demonstrate my position on off-shore drilling."
Jesus God, you guys are brutal. But hilarious! I see that the late Sen. Howell Heflin's Kennedy caught screwing that babe on a boat in the Meditteranean quip is resurrected here.
"I did not have sexual relations with this woman."
ReplyDelete"And if this Senate race doesn't work out for her, I have invited Martha to accompany me to Haiti where I will demonstrate my position on off-shore drilling."
ReplyDeleteHope the Hell she doesn't think this will get her one vote.
ReplyDeleteHey babe, Want to go get a drink after this?
"Working hard on Martha's Vineyard (if ya know what I mean)"
ReplyDeleteNo, Martha, there's no need to grab it with both hands. And you need to open your mouth more. And get a lighter-colored dress, please.
ReplyDelete"What can Brown do for you?"
ReplyDelete"Brownie, she's doing a heck of a job."
ReplyDeleteSo you lost a 30 point lead in the polls in just a few weeks. I still love you and will respect you in the morning.
ReplyDeleteMartha, is that a stain on your dress?
ReplyDeleteCome again..Bill
Bill showed me how to 'choke the chicken"
ReplyDeleteJesus God, you guys are brutal. But hilarious! I see that the late Sen. Howell Heflin's Kennedy caught screwing that babe on a boat in the Meditteranean quip is resurrected here.
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