Thursday, April 30, 2009

CNN: So You Think You Can Report?

Denver Post media critic Joanne Ostrow on CNN's shameless Grade The President! 100 Days stunt: When you goose the proceedings to feel like a cross between election night and "So You Think You Can Dance," you've given in to the lowest of the lowest common denominators. There's a reason schools are abandoning the A-B-C grading scale. Those letter grades don't tell you anything. The system is simplistic. It plays into preconceived ideas and puts a halt to thinking. After CNN's performance Wednesday night, thinking and cable news have never felt farther apart.

Makes me yearn for the CNN holograms...

Upchuckabee

People faint in Barack Obama's presence. People throw up in Mike Huckabee's Fox News live TV audience.

Beck for SNL

Lorne Michaels: book Fox's Glenn Beck to host SNL. NBC News anchor Brian Williams appears exhumed from Lenin's tomb in comparison....

CNN's Kyra Phillips: Swagga Hag

Obama-Cowed CNN

CNN dispatches a reporter who unfortunately (for her) lives up to her name -Jeanne Moos - to drum up Obama's top fuck-ups in 100 days. Jeanne stands there waving drumsticks. No shit. Nothing here serious, like a clandestine $328,000 Air Force One Manhattan skyline low-flying photo shoot for Obama's scrapbook that scared the bejeezus out of 9/11-scarred New Yorkers.

Darth Evader Refuses To Call On Fox. Again.

Obama gets back at Fox brass for refusing to run his news conference on Fox TV last night. Fox News WH correpondent Major Garrett was the only network news guy not fingered for a question.

But some nerdy orgasmic scribe at the NYT got to query Obama on what has "enchanted" him since his 100 days in the WH.

Obama didn't tell the truth. His first orgasm as Commander-In-Chief:



Wash Post's Tom Shales on Obama's prime-time news conference #3: The TV networks always get a little jealous when a president, or any news figure, turns out to be a great communicator. They start looking for ways to distract viewers. During the early minutes of the news conference, ABC ran little poll questions and news squibs at the bottom of the screen. That was just video gingerbread, and wildly unnecessary at that. Meanwhile, CNN, in what looked an awful lot like desperation, embedded the news conference in a day-long (or is it week-long) gimmicky "National Report Card" routine, as hired experts and members of Congress rated the president on this and that. Graphically speaking, it was a mess, and one sympathized with Anderson Cooper and Wolf Blitzer and other CNN talents caught up in one of those Producers' Brainstorms that didn't work. Fox stations, meanwhile, chose not to carry the news conference at all. One of the regularly scheduled shows that did air: a series called "Lie to Me." MSNBC showed its strengths -- at least two of them, anyway -- by going to ravaging Keith Olbermann and ravishing Rachel Maddow. Two smart people are a lot better than an arsenal of computerly contraptions. Some industry sources were heard to grumble in recent days about the advertising revenue being lost because of the presidential news conferences. Oh, boohoo! What's a president going to have to do: Start programming networks, too?

Rachel Maddow "ravishing?"

TV News Thrallmark Moment

I don't often find Keith Olbermann-dumped MSNBC talking head and Wash Post reporter Dana Milbank amusing (although he does). But here he is substituting his own lyric for Paul Simon's "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover."

There must have been 50 ways to celebrate the 100 days.

Hop on the plane, Barack Hussein.

Let the words flow, Joe.

Go out and be glib, Gibbs.

Get yourself on TV.

Try some oratory, Harry.

No need to be fancy, Nancy.

Just do MSNBC, Valerie.

The airtime is free.


More Dana: TV anchors chided the White House for, as NBC's Matt Lauer put it, "taking full advantage" of the 100-day hoopla after dismissing it as "a fake holiday." But the networks and cable did much the same, for the same reason: Even Hallmark holidays are good for ratings. "This whole 100-day thing to me is sometimes just absolutely nuts!" lamented Roland Martin on CNN -- which, as of 3 p.m., had broadcast the phrase "100 days" no fewer than 76 times. MSNBC was only slightly behind, at 57 mentions. "Has it been a great, good, average 100 days for President Obama?" asked anchor Ed Schultz as part of the station's "special coverage" of the day. "What's your call?" "I think it's been a very good 100 days," replied Sen. Bob Casey (D-Pa.). Even Fox News had tallied up 41 grudging mentions of Obama's 100 days by 3 p.m. "I think the second 100 days are going to be more relevant," proposed Republican strategist Kevin Madden. With cable news setting the pace, the entire political-industrial complex was mobilized. Brookings and the National Journal held 100-day briefings. White House photographer Pete Souza posted an "Official White House Photostream" on Flickr with a few hundred photographs of Obama. CNBC's John Harwood asked fiery White House Chief of Staff Emanuel, "What's the angriest you've gotten in the first 100 days?" "I don't have, in my view, a volatile temper," a sweet and mild Emanuel replied.... And Obama's 100 days brought to Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid's mind Winston Churchill in 1942. "This is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning," Reid (D-Nev.) said in a statement. MSNBC morning host Joe Scarborough even devised a special greeting. "Happy 100th day," he told Obama adviser Jarrett. "Well, thank you," Jarrett replied. "Arlen Specter certainly delivered a very festive 100-day birthday present to you all." But such festivities can be tiring, and officials were weary as they marked the administration's 100-day birthday. Goolsbee, of the Council of Economic Advisers, likened the 100 days to "20 dog years." And Jarrett, on Fox News, was asked if it felt as if 100 days had passed. "At least a thousand," she replied. A thousand days? Now that one should really be a blowout.

Joe Biden Singlehandedly Scares The Crap Out Of Us; Pisses Off Environmentalists, Public Transportation

Joe Biden's fortunate he's not writing off to his campaign the astronomical cost of daily Amtrak roundtrips from DC to his Wilmington digs (landscaped by campaign funds).

One Flu Over The Cuckoo's Nest: the Universe has rewarded Joe with America's Second House in Washington. From his lofty perch on Observatory Circle, Joe can tell NBC's "Today" show that he wouldn't be caught dead on a train, subway, plane, bus - what with this swine flu killing people already.

Did Joe step on his dick? Again? White House spinners are already engaged in damage control. What he said is "imprecise." What about the planeloads of potentially toxic Pedros landing in the US of A daily? Here he his this a.m. with Matt Lauer:

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It's unfortunate that Joe and the Republican senator he claimed to have singlehandedly turned Democrat during hours on the train (Joe to Wilmington, Arlen Specter to Philadelphia) weren't still riding the rails.

Perhaps Joe's Specter story is "imprecise" as well...

At NBC, Size Matters

Drudge headline: MSNBC's Washington HQ Can't Make Rent: Looking to Share Space with Local U...

Well, not exactly. NBC's Washington HQ housing MSNBC and O&O WRC is looking to downsize physically now that a raft of employees have been forced out with buyouts- not unlike other TV news networks. So there's talk NBC may rent part of the building to American University (my alma mater) across the street. Maybe to help pay for renovations.

I worked at NBC on Nebraska Avenue. It IS positively ancient. Green tile hospital walls housing cart machines on the radio side.

Shame on Drudge for the misleading headline...

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

CNN: Keep On Truckin'!

After he got a four-year contract extension in December 2007 CNN czar Jon Klein gave staffers at Time-Warner Center in NYC their 2008 marching orders. Felix Gillette NYO: They should not worry about attracting “couch potatoes” who turn on the TV and stick with whatever happens to be on, and “thrill-seekers,” who tune in looking for the ultimate car chase or building demolition. Instead, he encouraged the newsroom to do a better job of attracting “inquiring minds” (viewers looking to ruminate in depth on current events) and “social connectors” (people looking for stories to yap about with their buddies).

But that was then and this is now. 2009 where CNN is sucking 4th-place ratings hind tit. Yesterday CNN went LIVE and dumped out of the Arlen Specter Democratic Senate defection rolling media orgasm to this stolen big rig chase where the hapless driver was ejected from the cab by the truckjacker and hangs on 50 miles for dear life on the back of the cab.


Bi kem el sharmoota di?

The Washington Post's Paul Farhi tries to sanitize the new, IMPROVED Al-Jazeera in English (debuting today in DC and co-anchored by former ABC "Nightline" reporter, ex-WCBS TV and WRC TV (DC) news anchor Dave Marash.

What did the long-in-the-tooth Marash get for selling out? Forty virgins? Marash tells CJR why he quit "Nightline" in 2006 for Al Jazeera.

Marash is looking a bit like Osama bin Laden's father.

Diving On Rachel

MSNBC's Rachel Maddow's viewers are going down on her big time.

Surly Responds Of Earth

George Bush's eight years of artificially trumping up terror when it suited him politically has been trumped in one fell swoop by the Obama White House in under 100 days!

They (being the Obama administration) knew that Air Force One NYC low altitude flyover would scare the bejeezus out of those on the ground. New Yorkers are living in a giant Skinner Box in a 24/7 conditioned response experiment. People see airplanes flying over no-fly Manhattan. People freak out.

Obama claims he didn't know. The White House had the bright idea to have a fighter jet trail Air Force One (the second plane in the fleet) for PR photos like the shots over Mount Rushmore.

Why the dim bulbs thought the $300,000 flyover would go undetected defies reason. $328,835. Chump change we can believe in.

Related: "Obama Orders Review of New York Flight as Cost Put at $328,835" Bloomberg

WCBS TV: Feds Knew NYC Flyover Would Cause Panic. Threatened Federal Sanctions Against NYPD, Secret Service, FBI & Mayor's Office If Secret Ever Got Out. Furious Obama Apologizes: "It Will Never Happen Again"

NYP: "THEY KNEW! FAA FORESAW FLYOVER PANIC"

NYDN: "Feds knew Air Force One photo-op flyover might spark panic in the city - but didn't give a hoot

Chris Matthews: Cracked Heel

"Thigh Finance" NYP Page Six: Businesswomen clueless about how much leg to show at the office can now turn to Forbes for advice. The magazine's frothy new spinoff, ForbesWoman, out next week, advises females to avoid showing "the beauty minefields: scaly skin, poorly maintained toenails and cracked heels, to name a distasteful few." Also verboten is the dreaded "shrimp cocktail effect," in which toes hang over the front of the sandals. "That's the worst, isn't it?" Manhattan stylist Sarah Shirley tells the mag. "Nothing looks trashier."

Au contraire. MSNBC blowhard Chris Matthews revealing the "thrill up my leg."

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Media: One Toke Over the Line Pimping Obama's 100 Days

Wash Post Howard Kurtz on the media "perfect swarm" on Wednesday's Day 100 of Obama: At MSNBC.com, Howard Fineman says that Obama was "born" to live "calmly and confidently on a global stage with the hottest lights and biggest audience. . . . He doesn't seem needy, aloof or afraid. We used to call that 'cool.' "

Air Farce One: White House Photo Op Gone Bad

NYP headline writers have a field day with the unexpected and terrifying air show yesterday over Manhattan.

NYT story

Swine Whine: A Pig In A Poke


Huffington Post blogger Will Menaker's tongue-in-cheek in "Outbreak Of Swine-Flu Infects Cable News" compares Fox News talking heads to pigs: Increase in portly, pig-like humans on television has officials at the CDC concerned about possible epidemic. Symptoms include intense jowlification, bloated self-regard, and fever-inducing levels of absurd braying and snorting. (Fatal case seen above.)

Will, put your tongue in your OTHER cheek...

Swine Flew

You gotta love Arlen Specter. He singlehandedly bounced swine flu off inflamed cable TV news fanning fear.

The Specter Of Political Corruption

So Arlen Specter is going Democrat. It would've been so delicious had MSNBC blowhard Chris Matthews bagged TV for that Pennsylvania Senate run. Against Specter. As a Democrat.

Obama's acting like he's shocked, shocked! at the news of Republican Senator Specter's defection.

The politically expedient move saves Specter a primary where, as a Republican, his opponent was ahead.

The Senate gets another Dem. 59 now.

Specter is politically rewarded by grateful Democrats. But nobody's talking about the deal Specter got.

George Carlin Is Rolling In His Grave

The Supreme Court says fuck you to Fox TV and other media facing stiff fines for so-called "fleeting expletives." TV Newsday

FCC appealed to the Supreme Court after the media had won a lower court ruling against the dumbass FCC rule.

Obama: Well Hung

Captions anyone? "The Truth" by Michael D'Antuono (is that his real name or fake to resemble Michelangelo?)!?

Obama Overprompted. Fox's Prime Cut.

Fox TV is counterprogramming Obama's 100th day in office prime-time news conference Wednesday night at 8p with a show called "Lie To Me."

It's Obama's third prime-time news conference since he took office, AND the kick-off of the all-important May Sweeps, AND another night of millions in lost ad bucks. Fox News and FBN will run the event as well as the Usual TV suspects.

It's only worth watching to see Obama stumble without a TelePrompTer (or now that the brand is now a staple of media lexicon - teleprompter).

Gary "Doonesbury" Trudeau dissed George 41 with his cartoon character - the "Evil Twin Skippy."

I have summoned the dark forces and tapped into Obama's teleprompter Evil Twin "Hell-Uh-Prompter." A real cue card...

Monday, April 27, 2009

Barack Busted

TOTUS (Teleprompter Of The United States) is already whining on His blog that it wasn't His fault POTUS (President Of The United States) screwed up this a.m.'s speech by "jumping the gun." Watch the vid.

TOTUS: "I cannot believe the level of incompetence I have to deal with on a daily basis. If it isn't the cold hand of my operator, it's Big Guy not moving his lips fast enough to keep up with my text. I can say this much: there's no truth to the rumor that swine flu had anything to do with my scroll this morning.Would it be possible to blame President Bush for this too?"

GE Honors Obama's First 100 Days With A DVD To Commemorate NBC's Obama News Coverage

GE, the parent company of NBC, MSNBC and CNBC trumpets a BREAKTHROUGH! to store 100 DVDs on a single disc.

The unannounced technological byproduct of this holographic marvel: Keith Olbermann, Ed Schultz, MSNBC - anyone beyond salvage or pulling lousy ratings - can be banished for eternity in GE's optical storage facility in Pahrump, Nevada.

Unless swine flu gets Olbermann first...

Fox: The Most Trusted Name In Comfort News

Former CNN bigwig Reese Schonfeld on why Fox News is kicking ratings ass: "The economy is scaring the hell out of viewers, and they're turning to FoxNews for comfort."

And that scares the hell out of Reese Schonfeld...

Obama Is To Fox News What Fire Hydrants Are To Dogs

Howard Kurtz Wash Post: The networks have given President Obama more coverage than George W. Bush and Bill Clinton combined in their first months -- and more positive assessments to boot. In a study to be released today, the Center for Media and Public Affairs and Chapman University found the nightly newscasts devoting nearly 28 hours to Obama's presidency in the first 50 days. (Bush, by contrast, got nearly eight hours.) Fifty-eight percent of the Obama evaluations were positive on the ABC, CBS and NBC broadcasts, compared with 33 percent positive in the comparable period of Bush's tenure and 44 percent positive for Clinton. (Evaluations by officials from the administration or political parties were not counted.) On Fox News, by contrast, only 13 percent of the assessments of Obama were positive on the first half of Bret Baier's "Special Report," which most resembles a newscast. The president got far better treatment in the New York Times, where 73 percent of the assessments in front-page pieces were positive. A striking contrast: Obama's personal qualities drew more favorable coverage than his policies, with 32 percent of the sound bites positive on CBS, 31 percent positive on NBC and 8 percent positive on Fox.

Howard, your bias is showing. Which prime-time show on MSNBC most resembles a newscast?

Bogey Nights: CNN 42% 4th Place 35 of 84 2009 Weekday Nights

CNN czars counter critics to Bill Carter NYT: CNN has not dismissed the idea of winning in prime time. “We’re not blasé about it,” Mr. Klein said. “We just want to win the right way.”For CNN, that means without resorting to full-throated partisanship. Mr. Olbermann might have been a winning acquisition for CNN when his contract was up in 2007. (CNN executives contend that Mr. Olbermann’s popularity is almost single-handedly responsible for MSNBC’s climb into second place. Rachel Maddow, the 9 p.m. host, made a mark during the election year but has slid a bit recently — though she continues to beat CNN’s Larry King frequently.)CNN in the end resisted pursuing Mr. Olbermann. Similarly, Mr. Klein said that he would not consider moving HLN’s biggest star, Nancy Grace, who now often beats Mr. Olbermann, to CNN. “You start to undermine your news brand by infusing it with bias,” Mr. Klein said.How then does Lou Dobbs fit in? Mr. Klein conceded that Mr. Dobbs, who has been an outspoken advocate against illegal immigration, is the most opinionated anchor on CNN “by a mile.” CNN argues that Mr. Dobbs’s mix of opinion and news is grandfathered into his show. But Mr. Klein also said that the network was trying to adjust the format. “If you watch Lou’s show, he’s doing more of a straight newscast than he’s ever done before.” Mr. Dobbs ratings have also been declining. “He could stand to attract a few more viewers,” Mr. Klein said.Mr. Klein aggressively supported Mr. King, saying the host brought the network to life each night at 9. Mr. King, who is 75, signed a contract extension last year that keeps him at CNN through 2011. Mr. King’s show, which is in a dogfight with Ms. Maddow’s on most nights for second place, both far behind Sean Hannity on Fox, tends to do better when a newsmaking guest is on. Mr. Klein said the show would concentrate on those guests. CNN will stick to its news-oriented knitting, Mr. Klein said; no changes are planned in CNN’s prime-time lineup. “I think there’s more than ever a need for a source of reliable, unbiased news,” Mr. Klein said. But the veteran CNN correspondent suggested that prime time might demand something more: “It’s not sexy to be in the middle. Klein’s got to make it sexy.”

Middle of the road, eh? Reminds me of a song. Loudon Wainwright the Third. "Dead Skunk In The Middle Of The Road (stinking to high heaven)."

Sunday, April 26, 2009

WH Press Corps: The Audacity of Dopes

Obama's first 100 days nets the WH press corpse an "A" from chief flack Robert Gibbs. "A" for awesome assimilation of the Obama transparency fraud.

The press isn't so charitable. Peter Baker NYT: "They're practitioners of the game, They're not angels sent down from Heaven to change the way Washington works. They're practitioners of the way Washington works."

NBC WH correspondent Chuck Todd to Politico's Michael Calderone: "I actually feel like the Obama White House is treating the press with more respect than the campaign," Todd said, adding that it was a "myth" that the Obama campaign and traveling press corps had a great relationship. "There's more access to these guys, weirdly enough, than during the campaign."

The DEAD Show

Radio Equalizer's Brian Maloney: MSNBC's overall audience has dropped like a rock since the Obamist regime took over in January.In both the key 25-54 and overall audience demographics, the far-left NBC outlet is losing big to its competitors, especially FOX News Channel, often attracting one-half or even one-third of the latter's viewership. That includes declining figures for Maddow.Standing out like a sore thumb, however, is Schultz's performance to date. On Friday, his worst day so far, he scored the lowest 25-54 ratings of any cable news show between 6pm and midnight: just 75,000 average viewers nationwide. Overall, it wasn't much better: 365,000. For every person watching the Ed Show, there were more than four tuned into his competition at FOX.And even Maddow's declining numbers look positively robust next to Big Eddie's: she beat him nearly four to one as well.Unless Schultz can somehow turn around his so-far dismal showing, it's hard to believe NBC can afford to keep his fledgling program on the air for long. Which corporate suit will be first to have his neck chopped off over this bad call?

Desperate times require desperate measures from Ed.

"Sex and the Twitty" Blind Vice: Headboarding v Waterboarding

NYP Page Six: A certain ambitious young cable-TV reporter better quiet down in her studio apartment in the East 50s. The walls are thin and the neighbors are sick and tired of listening to her having noisy sex with various boyfriends. Page Six heard a tape-recording made at 5:20 a.m. one Sunday last month that would make a porn queen proud. Complained one neighbor, "I've been tortured. It's just unbelievable. The headboard bangs and she's screaming, and he's screaming. She has no shame." Complaints have not quieted her down, and neither has a formal letter from the landlord.

And it's not Courtney Friel, Rachel Maddow, Anderson Cooper.

Do tell!

CNBC's Erin Burnett or Melissa Francis?

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Brian Williams Wears Eliot Spitzer's Socks During Sex

NBC's Brian Williams reveals he's as naive as me in a cross-promotion cameo on "30 Rock" where he, too, doesn't know the meaning of teabagging. NBC's thrown the stiff on SNL to make people think he's funny. Now "30 Rock" as a sleazy chick magnet:



Brian Williams is about as sexy as Susan Boyle.

"NBC's Brian Williams on 30 Rock: The Eliot Spitzer of TV News?" Pro-NBC TV industry website TVNewser: "30 Rock Allows NBC Newsers To Play Against Type"

Yeah, Brian's like sucking hind tit on my long list. You just KNOW he's horrible in bed...


Thursday, April 23, 2009

CNN: Poll Dancer

Why public schools must, MUST teach critical thinking. Critical thinking. Translation: Don't believe anything.

Trump Humps Media Chumps

This is why I love MSNBC's Mika Brzezinski. The "Morning Joe" co-host rips a red carpet whore a new one after the E! "journalist" attacked Miss California for her conservative views on gay marriage.

Mika on her radio show: "I'd like to say to Ms. Rancic... Ms. California was brave and I don't appreciate this anchor... she's shown her ignorance. She's ignorant."

This whole Miss California/Perez Hilton Miss Universe controversy is a big fraud. And the lazy media are being played like a Stradivarius by Miss Universe pageant owner Donald Trump.

It was a setup right out of the box. Trump had to know that flamboyant gay gossip judge Perez Hilton was going to nail that Bible-thumping beauty with the gay marriage question.

The week-long news cycle was slowing down so Trump got Bill Rancic - remember him? "The Apprentice's" first winner - to get his "journalist" E! anchorbabe and "managing editor" to strategically weigh in on Twitter.

Giuiliana Rancic: "I know I'm a journalist and I should be objective... but she is an ignorant disgrace and makes me sick to my stomach." E! entertainment anchorbabe Giuiliana Rancic on Miss California's gay marriage thing.

Her bio reads in part: Born in Naples, Italy, Giuliana first realized her dreams of becoming a television journalist at age seven, after moving to Washington, D.C. Under "Achievements and Awards" one lone entry: #94 on Maxim's hot 100 women of 2004.

Mrs. Rancic's kicked the can into Friday with more revised and extended Twittering.

Bill Rancic's a self-styled "motivational speaker" with an amazing ability to "think outside the box."

The above my retort to MSNBC and CNN for bringing us "teabagging."

Winner: Miss California Carrie Prejean who got more TV face time than the new Miss Universe.

Loser: The media for once again being taken for a ride by the King of Self-Promoters and Short-Fingered Vulgarian Donald Trump.

CNBC: Sham. Wow.

What's the difference between Billy Mays and Jim Cramer?

Billy Mays
has credibility. "It's important for me to sell a product that works. ... [My fans] trust me."

Business infomercial CNBC delves into TV infomercials. But wait! There's more!




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CIA: Between Barack and a Hard Place

No, that is not Dick Cheney in the background as Barack Obama schmoozes with CIA employees, right. Joe Clancy's the name. Head of Obama's presidential security.

I cannnot resist any longer. RE: Obama and CIA terrorist interrogation tactics commonly branded torture these days.

These techniques are effective. Let me repeat. These techniques work. The perps sing like Placido Domingo. Eventually.

The NYT has a piece today on the hot-off-the-press freshly declassified congressional report on these interrogation tactics approved at the "highest level" of the Bush administration.

Obama may be sorry he blew the lid off Pandora's box by huffing and puffing about what would amount to Bush congressional show trials.

If I could tap into the long-dead spirit of former Beirut CIA Station Chief William Buckley he'd confirm the above. Buckley was kidnapped and executed by Hezbollah terrorists in Lebanon. He blabbed all under torture. This was on Ronald Reagan's watch. Venerable spymaster and ex-OSS William Casey was DCI.

The terrorists made videotapes of Buckley's torture. Those at Langley who saw the horrific torture tapes were reported to have cried; CIA brass were freaked out about what Buckley had revealed.

As then-Associated Press Bureau Chief Terry Anderson, who would himself be taken hostage a year later, wrote in Den of Lions, his memoir of captivity: the Hezbollah operation against Buckley was almost a model of counterespionage. Buckley had developed a woman Shiite agent named Zeynoub, sister of the woman involved in the assassination of American University President Kerr. Unknown to him, she was a double, a “responsible,” or official in Hezbollah, whose true loyalty was with the fundamentalist party. According to one usually reliable source, Buckley grew enamored of the woman and began an affair with her. Later, however, the professional CIA man began to grow suspicious. Before he decided to act on those suspicions, the woman became aware of them. With the information she now had, and access to his apartment, the kidnapping was easy. The decision to take him was made on Friday, March 15, 1984. On March 16, in an operation involving twelve cars full of Hezbollah agents, he was snatched. Buckley was tortured repeatedly and severely for the next ten months, under the supervision of Imad Mugniyeh, one of Hezbollah’s senior officials, and a Lebanese doctor. He resisted bravely, refusing to give any information, but as was inevitable eventually broke.

Barack Obama is Jimmy Carter all over again. But for different reasons. President Carter's righteous morality came from his religious background. Obama's lofty and muddied moral and legal pronouncements on interrogation torture are rooted in liberal naïveté.

Permit me to reiterate my observations of 30 years ago under President Carter: There is no morality in foreign policy.

I hear you thinking, well, how the fuck does she know? I was a graduate student studying U.S. foreign policy at the American University School of International Studies in Washington, DC. My professor was the former CIA station chief in Pakistan. Another professor was Nicholas Daniloff. Remember him? Six years after I got my master's degree the respected journalist was kidnapped in Moscow by the KGB (now FSB).

Here's the transcript of Obama's pedestrian pie-in-the-sky speech to CIA employees at Langley April 20th: "I have put an end to the interrogation techniques described in those OLC memos. And I want to — I want to be very clear and very blunt. I’ve done so for a simple reason: because I believe that our nation is stronger and more secure when we deploy the full measure of both our power and the power of our values, including the rule of law. I know I can count on you to do exactly that. You know, there have been some conversations that I’ve had with senior folks here at Langley in which I think people have expressed understandable anxiety and concern. So I — I — I want to make a point that I just made in the smaller group. I understand that it’s hard when you are asked to protect the American people against people who have no scruples and would willingly and gladly kill innocents. Al-Qaeda’s not constrained by a constitution. Many of our adversaries are not constrained by a belief in freedom of speech or representation in court or rule of law. So I’m sure that sometimes it seems as if that means we’re operating with one hand tied behind our back or that those who would argue for a higher standard are naive. I understand that. You know, I’ve — I watch the cable shows once in a while. What makes the United States special, and what makes you special, is precisely the fact that we are willing to uphold our values and ideals even when it’s hard — not just when it’s easy; even when we are afraid and under threat — not just when it’s expedient to do so. That’s what makes us different. So yes, you’ve got a harder job. And so do I. And that’s okay, because that’s why we can take such extraordinary pride in being Americans. And over the long term, that is why I believe we will defeat our enemies: because we’re on the better side of history.

Politico: President Barack Obama’s attempt to project legal and moral clarity on coercive CIA interrogation methods has instead done the opposite — creating confusion and political vulnerability over an issue that has inflamed both the left and right. In the most recent instance, Director of National Intelligence Dennis Blair acknowledged in a memo to the intelligence community that Bush-era interrogation practices yielded had "high-value information,” then omitted that admission from a public version of his assessment. That leaves a top Obama administration official appearing to validate claims by former Vice President Dick Cheney that waterboarding and other techniques the White House regards as torture were effective in preventing terrorist attacks. And the press release created the impression the administration was trying to suppress this conclusion. The president, who has said he wants to focus on the future rather than litigate the past, also opened himself to distraction and attack by retracting the earlier assurance by top officials that they had no plans to prosecute lawyers for former President George W. Bush who approved the “enhanced interrogation” program.

Obama's newly discovered moral compass points to future tragic consequences.

CIA interrogator: "Mohammed, can I interest you in a cup of tea, 40 virgins, and perhaps then you'll tell me the truth?"
Mohammed: "Are you homosexual? We don't have homosexuals like in your country."
CIA Interrogator: "Please, Mohammed, tell me something, anything, I'm begging you or I'll lose my job."
Mohammed: "Islam is ready to rule the world! Touch me and I report you to Barack Hussein Obama."

Related: "William Buckley: The Spy Who Never Came In From The Cold" PBS Frontline: "Terrorist Attacks On Americans, 1979-1998: the Attacks, the Groups, and the U.S. Response"Cryptome: Photos of Obama's Security At CIA Speech April 20, 2009

MSNBC Jeffrey Immeltdown: GE Censors Shareholders Meeting

Buried below. The Fox guy is a GE shareholder.
The Hollywood Reporter: The hostility between Fox News Channel and MSNBC reached a fever pitch Wednesday when a Fox producer infiltrated the GE shareholders meeting.Just before GE re-elected board members, company brass were hit with questions from shareholders critical of an alleged leftward political slant at MSNBC. But one of those questions came from Jesse Waters, a producer on "The O'Reilly Factor" whose criticisms were cut short when his microphone was cut off, according to several attendees. Waters apparently did not publicly identify himself as a Fox employee. Waters has built a reputation as an ambush interviewer, specializing in on-the-street confrontations. But this is arguably the boldest move by a Fox newsie to utilize the tactic inside their chief rival's tent, as it were. O'Reilly and MSNBC anchor Keith Olbermann have been involved in a running feud for several years, but the pissing match between the two has of late started to envelope other parts of the News Corp. and GE empires. GE pointed out that Waters had Fox News cameras waiting outside the Orlando meeting.Attendees who spoke to THR said shareholders asked about 10 politically charged questions concerning MSNBC as well as one about CNBC. First up was a woman asking about a reported meeting in which Immelt and NBC Uni CEO Jeff Zucker supposedly told top CNBC executives and talent to be less critical of President Obama and his policies. Immelt acknowledged a meeting took place but said no one at CNBC was told what to say or not to say about politics. During the woman's follow-up question, her microphone was apparently cut off. A short time later, Waters asked a question and his mic was cut, too."The crowd was very upset with MSNBC because of its leftward tilt," one attendee said. "Some former employees said they were embarrassed by it."When he got the floor, Waters focused his question about MSNBC on Olbermann's interview of actress Janeane Garofalo, who likened conservatives to racists and spoke of "the limbic brain inside a right-winger.""He (Waters) was complaining that Olbermann didn't bother to challenge her," another GE shareholder said. Immelt told the assembled he takes a hands-off approach to what is reported on the company's news networks, which prompted a shareholder to criticize him for not managing NBC Uni more effectively.

"My biggest surprise was the open hostility to MSNBC," said Tom Borelli of the Free Enterprise Action Fund and a four-year critic of Immelt. "It was noticeable and loud. I don't remember any of this going on last year.""Any time MSNBC was mentioned, there was a rumbling in the crowd of 400 people," he added. Borelli also asked a question pertaining to GE's stock performance since Immelt took the helm. The meeting, which lasted more than two hours, was described by all four of the attendees THR talked to subsequently as variously rancorous or critical. Other than questions about MSNBC, shareholders brought up questions about executive pay and cuts to the company's dividend.The company made available a webcast of the event, which contains prepared remarks from CEO Jeff Immelt and CFO Keith Sherin, but not their interaction with shareholders. A GE spokesman said the company traditionally doesn't broadcast the entire meeting. He also defended the right of Waters, a shareholder, to ask questions of GE brass. In other comments about the economy, Immelt said this is the worst it's been since the Great Depression and that it would ultimately lead to changes such as greater government involvement in business and a restructuring of the financial services sector that was a root of the crisis."We are living through history, and I don't mean that in a positive sense," Immelt said.The CEO tried to assure shareholders that GE has positioned itself for an economic recovery, with a new focus on products that could capture some of what GE estimates is $2 trillion worth of government stimulus spending worldwide. That includes windmills and other clean energy equipment and new health care technology.Sherin was conciliatory when discussing GE's decision to cut its dividend by 67% in March, the first reduction in the quarterly payment since 1938. GE has said the move was needed to save $9 billion per year in cash."We feel terrible about it, but it was the right thing to do," Sherin said.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Rachel Maddow's Uncivil Tongue

"I think Rachel is a rock star." MSNBC czar Phil Griffin on Rachel Maddow as her ratings dive like a teabagger.

Baltimore Sun's David Zurawik: That's one of problems with MSNBC: It's looking for "rock stars" instead of journalists or analysts to host its shows. If a rock star's CD sales dropped by 44 percent, believe me, the record company would be worried.

Here's one male reporter with his own rocks in his mouth. An LA-based scribe for McClatchey headlines a Rachel piece "Liberal TV Host Works For Civility." [via NewsBusters]

Wasn't it Rachel who linked the tea party protests to the slang word for sucking testicles - a sexual practice muff-diving Rachel never has and never will experience?

Misspeek

I hope Fox News isn't paying rich bitch Liz Peek. The 60-year-old FoxNews.com "financial columnist" and wife of a CEO whose company raked in $2 bil in Wall Street bailout bucks - is so busted after she was fingered as the author of an anonymous whine about how as a "TARP wife" she is forced to "hide" her wealth.

Peek: "Even Octomom gets better press." "I've bought exactly two things this year -- makeup and pantyhose." "I haven't even looked at spring clothes. God forbid someone catches me in something new."

Jeffrey Peek's CIT Group (bank holding company) took more than $2 bil in TARP dough. Peek knows Fox boss Rupert Murdoch through Partnership for New York City where Rupe is co-chairman of the board of directors. Peek's on the board.

It's all so corrupt and incestuous...

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Chest Press


















I knew Barack Obama and I would eventually find common ground! [circa 1985]

ABC News
: "Garrett Graff, editor-at-large at The Washingtonian, told ABC News the idea for the cover came during a discussion among the magazine’s staff about how, with the arrival of the Obamas, came a “celebrity aspect that has brought energy to the city and the attention of the paparazzi.” “The Obamas are the center of attention here and the whole world is looking to Washington now in a way we haven’t seen in years,” Graff said, calling it “a real golden age of Washington.” Now the golden age of Washington could certainly be illustrated with a photo of the president fully-clothed, perhaps in a tuxedo at an Inaugural Ball with his wife, first lady Michelle Obama.

Translation: Let's make the May issue fly off the stands.

The best-selling Washington mag was the cover story written by my friend Lisa DePaulo on dating horror stories in the nation's capital. This was like 1992. Lisa regaled readers with unfortunate encounters (including her own and mine) with narcissistic one-dimensional Washington men (she high-tailed it back to Philadelphia after six months) whose idea of a fun date was watching their appearances on "Meet The Press."

The New Adventures Of The Old Les

Page Six: Best wishes to Julie Chen and CBS chief Les Moonves. Chen is pregnant with the couple's first child. Moonves, 59, who married Chen, 37, four years ago, has three grown children from his first marriage. Chen, who's due to give birth in October, will have to take maternity leave from "The Early Show" and "Big Brother," whose fans have been speculating for more than two years about whether she was expecting or not. Well, now she is.

Let's see... When the kid is 16, Les'll be 75.

Monday, April 20, 2009

David Gregory: A Stretch

After a review concluding "Meet The Press" host David Gregory exudes little passion, NBC flacks spin Gregory to willing Wash Post media maven and CNN "Reliable Sources" host Howard Kurtz: "I realized I was succeeding Tim Russert, and that was a big deal. I'm trying to bring as much passion as I can, and I hope viewers are seeing it. My voice is still evolving in this... Just like Tim did, I've got to go out there and earn it."

"Obviously, Tim's tragic death has opened up the playing field for everybody," says Chris Wallace, host of "Fox News Sunday." "He was the king of Sunday morning. The throne is empty."

ABC's "This Week" is nipping at the formerly venerable MTP's heels as well as Bob Schieffer's CBS "Face The Nation."

MTP as emperor has no clothes...

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Zen Of Ten

The much-younger divorcee who snared then-married ex-GE head Jack Welch by interviewing him when she was the editor of the Harvard Business Review says the adulterous pair made some serious missteps that cost Neutron Jack a cool $200 mil to second wife Jane.

"I was overcome by events," the upwardly mobile Mrs. Welch tells NYDN's Rush & Mollloy. "I could have done it with a lot less anguish. We thought hunkering down and silence was the right idea. Instead, we should have come out quickly with the facts and taken the hit. We learned our lesson.”

Mrs. Welch - 44 to Jack's 68 when they married five years ago - has a new book out on her formula for life success in 10 minutes , 10 months, 10 years. The pair have a website - The Welch Way - and Suzy has a website pimping her new book. Suzy is everywhere these days - een Fox News - flacking her life-transforming tips.

In the former Suzy Wetlaufer's case, it was ten seconds after she locked eyes with Jack in 2002. Her interview was spiked after the goo-goo-eyed pair made no secret of their affair, and Harvard Business Review gratefully accepted her resignation. NBC talking head and authoress Doris Kearns Goodwin heaps praise on Suzy's novel concept: "This eloquent, witty, intelligent book is a triumph on several levels. Not only does it provide insightful and instructive lessons for making personal decisions but the intimate life stories illustrating Suzy Welch's decision-making process are endlessly absorbing, captivating the reader's interest from start to finish."

Related: Jack Welch on "60 Minutes" - "I fell in love." Why do I keep humming Elvin Bishop's tune "Fooled Around And Fell In Love"?????

Couric Cougar

Katie Couric is client no. 9 on NYP's top ten list of NYC 40-plus old bags teabagging taut testicles.

KATIE COURIC, 52
Profession: Anchor, "CBS Evening News"
Habitat: Upper East Side
Prey: Couric snared 35-year-old triathlete Brooks Perlin in 2007. The couple has since stalked hot spots like the '21' Club, the ski scene in Sun Valley, Idaho, and the Super Bowl. "The age difference scared her off at first," a Couric confidante told People magazine. "[But] Perlin doesn't play games. It's a drama-free relationship." Before Perlin, Couric curled up with Chris Botti, a jazz musician six years her junior.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Fox News Reject: CNN's Tea Bag Bimbo

The Chicago-based formerly obscure CNN reporterbabe who ripped tea party protestors and Fox News new ones on LIVE TV was merely getting back at #1-rated Fox for not hiring her in 2005.

Susan Roesgen just wasn't Fox's cup of tea...

So what does this tell you about the TV news biz and on-air types?

To quote Bob Dylan: "You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows."

Joe Blows

You can take the Republican out of the House but you can't take the House out of the Republican. MSNBC's lone Republican voice - former Florida Congressman Joe Scarborough - had it up to his keister as I pointed out when I heard it yesterday a.m. - with his liberal network's (and CNN's) slamming of the tea party protests.

TV industry blogs make it sound like Joe's politically pissed. Au contraire. Joe is the Voice of Reason and Propriety in a new era of broadcast journalism where the ring masters deliberately let the elephants run amok.

Where's MSNBC boss Phil Griffin? I don't give a rat's ass what Scarborough thinks. Let me inside Griffin's brain. And CNN's Jon Klein.

Did MSNBC task low-paid grunts to come up with sexually-charged tea phrases? Rachel: INSANITEA. Olbermann & Shuster's key graphic: Two dangling tea bags colored blue for blue balls with the words Conservative Tea Baggers.

CNN's Anderson Cooper weighed acknowledging his encyclopedia knowledge of homosexuality for comedy and comedy won with: "It's hard to talk when you're teabagging." ICN: "Bad move, dude."

For your viewing pleasure Johnny Dollar's Place puts it all in perspective:



Thursday, April 16, 2009

Animal House

On-air outrage. MSNBC's David Shuster: "Teabagging day for the right wing and they are going nuts for it."

But wait! There's more!

I didn't even know "teabagging" meant dangling testicles in some sucker's mouth...

Fox Swamps MSNBC, CNN

FOX RATINGS SURGE ON PROTEST COVERAGE (Source: Drudge)

8-11 PM ET:

FOXNEWS 3,390,000
MSNBC 1,210,000
CNN 1,070,000
CNN HEADLINE 909,000

FOXNEWS O'REILLY 3,980,000
FOXNEWS HANNITY 3,239,000
FOXNEWS GRETA 2,947,000
FOXNEWS BECK 2,740,000
FOXNEWS BAIER 2,401,000
FOXNEWS SHEP 2,185,000
COMEDY DAILY SHOW 1,777,000
MSNBC OLBERMANN 1,499,000
COMEDY COLBERT 1,446,000
CNNHN GRACE 1,336,000
CNN KING 1,292,000
MSNBC MADDOW 1,149,000
CNN COOPER 1,021,000

Denial Is Not A River In Egypt

“If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?” -Vince Lombardi

Now that CNN is finishing fourth (dare I use sucking hind tit again?) in primetime behind farm club Headline News, CNN's master of semantics, delusion and denial Jon Klein contends ratings aren't so important in his Big Picture.

Oh, yeah? Then why does it appear desperate-for-buzz Klein has slipped sodium pentothal into Anderson Cooper's cocktails? [Via J$P]

Bag It

MSNBC talking head Matt Lewis: MSNBC's "low-brow Teabag coverage" and juvenile criticism of Tea Party protesters was a definitive moment for the cable network, inasmuch as it marked the end of what once was, at least, an interesting network.

What do you think? Did TV news deliberately minimize the nationwide protests as merely April 15 tax revolts orchestrated by conservatives and Fox News? Does this budding grass-roots movement (Democrats are billing it AstroTurf, as in fake) against out-of-control government spending bankrupting America got legs?

Do you envision this movement growing like the 1950s horror movie "The Blob"?

NBC, ABC, CBS Brewed Tea Parties

Mainstream Media spawned the new American tea party. Wash Post on how big media scared people shitless: "These perceptions are reinforced by the blare of the news media. When network news anchors Brian Williams and Charlie Gibson lead their broadcasts with bleak news about the economy and consumers clamming up, people who don't necessarily need to cut back decide to anyway. In August, the three major TV network newscasts spent a total of 85 minutes covering economic news, according to the Tyndall Report, which monitors newscast content. In September, when the banking crisis began and layoffs spiked, the coverage totaled 403 minutes. In the same month, Gallup's polling shows upper-income consumers dropped their total daily spending to about $160, from a high of $185 in May."

Former Keith Olbermann talking head Wash Post columnist Dana Milbank stakes out the WH protest: "Fox News, though actively promoting the "tea party" protests for tax day, tried to argue that it was not behind yesterday's coast-to-coast events. But Fox News analyst Tobin Smith, who took the stage in Lafayette Square yesterday, evidently didn't get the memo. "On behalf of Fox News Channel," he told more than 500 mud-spattered demonstrators, "I want to say: Welcome to the Comedy Channel of America, Washington, D.C." After a few preliminaries, he went into a Fox News commercial for anchor Glenn Beck. "Anybody watching Glenn?" he asked to cheers. "That was a shameless plug, wasn't it? Glenn says hello as well. He's out at another tea party." Indeed he was, as were Sean Hannity and Neil Cavuto. A small group of counterdemonstrators, wearing ballgowns, tuxedoes and pig snouts, interrupted and were stripped of their signs. Smith seized the display as an opportunity to highlight the Fox News slogan. "You know what 'Fair and Balanced' means?" he asked. " 'Fair and Balanced' means we take our message and try to overcompensate for their lack of message." Smith left with instructions: "Keep watching Fox, will you?" The theme was echoed in some of the homemade signs the demonstrators carried, including "Watch Fox News," "Thank You Fox News," and even a recommendation: "Move Glenn Beck to 7 PM."

NYT "Tax Day Is Met With Tea Parties": "Although organizers insisted they had created a nonpartisan grass-roots movement, others argued that these parties were more of the Astroturf variety: an occasion largely created by the clamor of cable news and fueled by the financial and political support of current and former Republican leaders."

"Fox News covered the events all day with reporters and hosts at the scenes. Neil Cavuto, a Fox host, and Michelle Malkin, a conservative contributor, headlined the protests in Sacramento while Sean Hannity broadcast his show from the protests in Atlanta."

CNN reporter Susan Somebody steeped in unprofessional anger over Chicago tea party protestors fucking up her live report accuses the crowd of being "anti-CNN since this is highly promoted by the right-wing conservative network Fox."



Johnny Dollar's Place nabs Shep Smith advising the rattled reporter to "relax" and not get her "hate on":



Incredibly ABC News reported that President Obama "was unaware" of the tea parties yesterday. Funny, since his WH senior staff made a big deal this week claiming they watch Fox's "Special Report" anchored by Bret Baier every night at 6p.

Anderson Cooper: Tea Gag

Where's the five or seven-second delay at CNN? Here's Anderson Cooper spouting "It's hard to talk when you're teabagging." For the uninitiated, "teabagging" is steeping a guy's balls in saliva.

MSNBC's "Morning Joe" Scarborough wasted no time this a.m. dissing "another TV network's sexual" dismissal of the nationwide tax day tea bag protests.

Here's Anderson laying the teabagging line on clueless talking head David Gergen:

CNBC: The Antichrist?

Page Six: The top suits and some of the on-air talent at CNBC were recently ordered to a top-secret meeting with General Electric CEO Jeffrey Immelt and NBC Universal President Jeff Zucker to discuss whether they've turned into the President Obama-bashing network, Page Six has learned. "It was an intensive, three-hour dinner at 30 Rock which Zucker himself was behind," a source familiar with the powwow told us. "There was a long discussion about whether CNBC has become too conservative and is beating up on Obama too much. There's great concern that CNBC is now the anti-Obama network. The whole meeting was really kind of creepy." One topic under the microscope, our insider said, was on-air CNBC editor Rick Santelli's rant two months ago about staging a "Chicago Tea Party" to protest the president's bailout programs -- an idea that spawned tax protest tea parties in other big cities, infuriating the White House. Oddly, Santelli was not at the meeting, while Jim Cramer was, noted our source, who added that no edict was ultimately handed down by the network chieftains. CNBC flack Brian Steel confirmed the get-together, but insisted: "The dinner was to thank CNBC for a job well done in our in-depth reporting throughout the financial crisis. As far as our coverage is concerned, we are built for balance and we are unabashedly pro-investor." Our source retorted: "That is complete bull[bleep] . . . they didn't invite a lot of people to [the meeting]. There were many staffers who were working 24/7 during the crisis who weren't asked to attend, even Santelli, who was a big star for the network during those weeks. Why not?" In addition, the insider said: "News of the meeting is starting to leak out and people are contacting a number of the on-air people to ask if they've been muzzled by GE."

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Glenn Beck: For Whom The Beale Tolls

I finally divined Glenn Beck's monster appeal that's translated into huge ratings since his Fox News 5p debut January 19th.

Beck is to Fox what Stewart and Colbert are to Comedy Central. You never know what any of these guys are going to say or do next. It appears that the AP's respected TV critic David Bauder has figured that out as well.

Somewhere inconveniently dead Peter Finch (Howard Beale in 1976's "Network") is watching life imitate art and laughing his ass off. Finch won a posthumous Oscar for his portrayal as TV news populist "Mad As Hell" Beale.
Beck tells Bauder: "If Charlie Rose was the way to get your point across, Charlie Rose would have higher ratings."