Q. Are there telltale signs a man isn't happy in his marriage? -- J. Marshall, 37, East Village
A. Guys are primal. They're proud and need to be treated like they're proud and special.
The Wisdom of Client #9 Eliot Spitzer's hooker Ashley Dupre, reinvented in the New York Post as "advice" columnist "Ask Ashley." With her hair severely pulled back and glasses, Ashley looks like a librarian. The giveaway: unbuttoned blouse.
Shame on the NYP for pimping this sexist whore.
Ashley never answers the above question - so I will.
Yes, there are signs a man is unhappy in his marriage. 1) loses interest in sex 2), refuses to engage in meaningful conversation, 3) finds reasons to stay away from home, 4) appears distracted and uncommunicative, 5) critical of you and argumentative, 6) short fuse around the kiddies. Now, if he's cheating: 1) loses interest in sex, 2) changes his appearance and clothes, 3) joins a gym, 4) finds reasons to stay away from home, 5) appears distracted and uncommunicative, 6) critical and argumentative, 6) secretive.
You, Me & Dupre(e)
ReplyDeleteI can't believe anyone remembers that movie! You must be a tiger at "Trivia Pursuit".
Marty,
ReplyDeletePlease tell me you learned these lessons from a book.
No, Bobcat, it is just common sense.
ReplyDeleteAnd Grandpa D, I am so terrible at trivial pursuit.
But I bet you kill at pool. Way to raCK 'EM Marty.
ReplyDeleteAnd the same rules apply for cheating chicks...
ReplyDeleteMarty,
ReplyDeletePlease tell me you learned these lessons from a book.