Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Tiger's Wife Can't Abide The Abode


Now that the tally is at least 10 women, Tiger's wife Elin Nordegren has moved out of the marital home where Tiger staged some of his trysts. She moved into a home in the same Florida development.

Elin wasted no time buying a manse in her homeland of Sweden... 

It appears that at the time of the accident Tiger was under the influence of booze, Ambien, and the powerful, addictive painkiller Vicodin.

TMZ reports Tiger overdosed  and was admitted to a local hospital under a fake name after he was found on the ground snoring at the accident scene.

3 comments:

  1. Tiger may have to hire the Secret Service to be able to play in a tournament again. I'm still wondering how he ran through up to 10 women before getting caught. I gues there are a lot of long lonely busness trips when you are golf's #1 attraction.

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  2. He's still a long way from Wilt the Stilt's 20,000 lays...

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