The cover piece: "10 Tips Obama Can Take From Tiger."
1. Rachel Uchitel -"Kisses but doesn't tell."
2. Jaimee Grubbs -"Mind-blowing ball washing with Altoids.""
3. Jaimee Grubbs - "Saves voicemails."
4. "Bail out of the rough with The Kobe if you get caught."
5. "Install a panic room with a code known only to you."
6. "Don't go anywhere without your shag bag."
7. "Hide your golf clubs where your wife won't find them."
8. "Don't give the hole away."
9. "Drive for show and putt for blow."
Number 10 is all yours....
when she kisses your balls it makes your putter stand up. (thank you johnny carson)
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ReplyDeleteSize up the lay of the hole before stroking your putter.
ReplyDeleteOoh, that's good, too, Bobcat!
ReplyDeleteBlame all voice mail on Frank Caliendo.
ReplyDeleteStop hooking your shot or your balls will end up deep in the rough and you'll never get them out of there.
ReplyDeleteSome traps have a slippery slope.
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Let the chipshots fall where they may.
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As a golf cart, an Escalade is over the top.
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Getting caught is par for the course.
10. http://donchavez.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/tiger1.jpg
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