Money talks, BS walks. Tiger Woods is paying off not only his wife but one of the chicks. Tiger supposedly is revising his prenup with wife Elin, complete with a signing bonus and $80 mil if she lasts seven more years with him.
One of his alleged paramours, Rachel Uchitel, was all set to blab to the media Thursday but bailed due to what her lawyer Gloria Allred termed "unforseen circumstances."
There could be more women coming out of the woodwork now that a porn site is dangling $1 mil to women who can prove they boinked Tiger. A WCBS TV poll of jaded viewers shows that nearly two-thirds don't think Tiger can or will "change his stripes."
As for me, I'm so done with this scandal...

With two wars going on, more forces going to one to do who knows what, unemployment running through the sky, and pending cripling taxes on the horizon....Tell me why again we give a damn who boinked Tiger or what it will cost him?
ReplyDeleteAll i have to say is I hope they were the best lays anyone could get because they will prove to be expensive!
Oh, yeah, Bobcat. Expensive lays. Far more expensive than the Kobe jewelry solution...
ReplyDeleteIt's Beginning To Feel A Lot Like Christmas.
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Every Tiger deserves a woodie.
ReplyDeleteThe least exciting scandal these days involves who is poking who.
ReplyDeleteThey have children so here's hoping they both think of them "Thoughtfully" before they make any decisions.
Adultery, he didn't take their vows seriously, I bet he is now :)
Does Elin's post-prenup let her be his caddy now?
ReplyDeleteHey Tiger, stay away from Big Bertha.
ReplyDeleteHey Tiger, stay away from Big Bertha.
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