Sunday, December 13, 2009

So What's Changed Since Bill Clinton's "Nuts & Sluts?"


Pulitzer Prize-winning Wash Post fashion czarina Robin Givhan is ticked off that Tiger's tails are stiffed by the media as trash just because of their occupations.

Whatever might have occurred between Woods and all these women might never be fully known, and frankly, that's the way it should be. But for all the careful parsing of Woods's character, the attempts to reconcile his public persona with what might have been going on in the shadows, the women are being lumped into broad categories. They are being stereotyped as usual suspects for this sort of behavior.

Who knows? Perhaps some of these women make a habit of sleeping with married men. But in the same way that the man in this tabloid drama gets the benefit of ad nauseam motivational dissection, so should the women. They are not as famous as Woods. They didn't change the nature of golf, or sports in general. But just like him, they are human and flawed. Adultery is indefensible. But so is turning these women into interchangeable commodities.



Britian's News Of The World reports arrogant Tiger believes once he wins another tournament all of this will disappear.  Elin's talking to lawyers.  The first woman outed - Rachel Uchitel (above) - believes she's the Leader of Tiger's Pack

NYDN columnist Mike Lupica predicts Tiger WILL come back - bigger than ever.  Tiger's $1 mil caddy claims he knew nothing about Tiger's off-course proclivities.

Gillette is slashing Tiger as well as AT&TNYP reports a year away from golf is $180 mil in "lust fees" or $15 mil per floozy."

8 comments:

  1. So THAT'S the FER (Floozy Exchange Rate). Figuring..what..120 pounds per floozy? That would make the FER $7815 per ounce, roughly 7 times the price of gold.

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  2. Glenn Beck needs a new sponsor, no?

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  3. Absolutely!: "Hi, Glenn Beck here, for Floozy Universal Certified Kruggerands! For sound investing, nothing beats a good FUCK!"

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  4. TIGER seems enchanted by a sure fired pahallic symbol. From all the women he has been involved with it may be indicitive of what he is packing. No putter but a big old driver.

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  5. I think that big old wallet was probably the biggest lure.

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  6. Burford: Chicks' eyes on wallet and not Tiger's zipper...

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