Why can't Joy Behar be happy for Rush Limbaugh and his fourth bride? We hear Rush is getting married to Palm Beach babe Kathryn "Kate" Rogers. Behar snipes: "I guess anyone can find love." Why does Joy hammer him for four marriages and then throw in the non-sequitur about the talk show king's opposition to gay marriage?
Rush's wedding date is July 4th, 2010. Gawker points out Rush married once on Memorial Day and his last wife left him on Christmas Day. Some of us with multiple marriages under our belts prefer holidays to jog our memories of anniversaries. To wit: I was divorced from #1 on Groundhog Day. #2 on Columbus Day.
Rush broke off his previous engagement to former CNN liberal anchoress Daryn Kagan - reportedly "broken-hearted" over the bust-up. I heard that unhappy CNN brass told Kagan to not wear Rush's rock on the air. It was huge...
If you hear that Behar has gotten remarried -- check the calendar -- it must be April 1st.
ReplyDeleteShe hasn't. She refuses to marry the guy. Or maybe he's smart and just likes the benefits...
ReplyDeleteI feel sorry for Steve Janowitz. For 24 years the first thing he sees in the morning is Joy Behar and speaking of benefits. How drunk do you have to be to have those "benefits"?
ReplyDeleteI would rather have my penis slammed shut from a rusted bear trap than stick it in her...
Gee ZD don't hold back. Tell us how you really feel.
ReplyDeleteRush's tales are miled as compared to Tiger's tales. Want to complain about something consider Tigers new autobigraphy out next week--"Cheaper by the Dozen."
Actually, I'd have to take boinking Joy, at least over the bear trap.
ReplyDeleteBut not by much.
And I'd insist on duct tape over her mouth.
Ha!
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