Thursday, December 3, 2009

Gretchen: Retchin'

Fox & Friends hostess Gretchen Carlson should get a few days on the beach for not mentioning her husband is Derek Jeter's agent. Fox made a big deal of issuing a "zero tolerance" memo threatening firing over technical f**k ups. Twice the network ran video that didn't match the script, making it look like a) a recent Republican DC rally was bigger than it really was, and b) Sarah Palin's book-signing crowd was a Cecil B. DeMille cast of thousands. The former showed huge crowds from Glenn Beck's 9/12 thing. The latter was video from John McCain's presidential campaign.

Carlson "You're The Hottest Athlete In The World" practically had an orgasm. Gretchen's glistening eyes and flushed face made me retch:

2 comments:

  1. When watching Fox & Friends just hit the mute button and enjoy THE best damn leg show on morning TV.
    Fetchin' Gretchen has launched more STUD missiles than the military.

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  2. The archangel of Roger's Angels.

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