Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Dickwad



What did I tell you yesterday morning? The Northwest Underwear Bomber injected the penis-shaped PETN with flammable liquid, set it on fire, and immolated his dick. NYP: Shorts Fuse  NYDN  ABC News nabbed the burned jockey shorts.

Law enforcement sources in Detroit told Chickaboomer Sunday that there was no way the thing would go off without a detonator cap that wouldn't pass TSA security. Popular explosive C4 would've been detected but not PETN.

8 comments:

  1. marty you scooped them all including fox. nice job. of course nbc,cbs,abc like obama will figure out what happened eventually

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  2. Thanks! I sometimes have good sources...

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  3. He told the flight attendant he had an explosive device in his pants. She had probably heard that one before.

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  4. New TSA rule--

    You may not board an aircraft while wearing asbestos underwear.

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  5. Nor can you enter with two dicks!

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  6. On the other hand, he can now date Lorena Bobbit with no fears.

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  7. I wonder if at al-Qaida camp, he was a big jerk, and the guys there kind of set him up and told him the way to set this stuff off was by lighting it on fire. So the guy fries his pee pee, and we go back to the al-Qaida camp counselors reading it in the paper, and laughing their asses off. "HAR HAR Abdul! He actually burned his dick off!!! HAHA!"

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  8. He told the flight attendant he had an explosive device in his pants. She had probably heard that one before.

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