David Letterman's Top Ten Ways Tiger Woods Can Improve His Image. Tom Hanks there to reax:
10.Crashes stat dinner at White House
9. Change name from Tiger to more adorable puppy
8. Fix this whole health care mess
7. Put on a scarf and a hat and sing Christmas carols with Regis
6. Instead of sweatshops in Asia have Nike merchandise made in a sweatshop in the USA
5. Retire and then come back and play for the Vikings
4. Safely land golf cart in the Hudson River
3. Release list of women he did not have sex with
2. Find Osama bin Laden
1. Blame Letterman
YOU can do better than Dave...
10. Take up OJ's quest to find the real killer on golf courses.
ReplyDelete9. Donate a 'ho' to his favorite charity.
8. Prove that Nicklaus and Arnie were actually gay lovers.
7. Adopt a third world 'ho'.
6. Win the Nobel Peace Prize.
5. Win the Nobel Piece Prize.
4. Show Michelle Wie what it takes to score on the PGA tour.
3. Join Hugh Grant's 12 step suckaholic group.
2. Get one of his 'ho's admitted to Augusta National.
1. Agree to let his new caddy be Lorena Bobbitt.
You are SO much better than Dave's writers!
ReplyDeleteWell done Jimbo.
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