Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Hunka Hunka Burning Love


For Underwear Bomber Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab who will never again feel an erotic burn with what law enforcement sources in Detroit told Chickaboomer Sunday describe as a stump where his dick used to be:

Ooh, ooh, ooh,
I feel my temperature rising
Help me, I'm flaming
I must be a hundred and nine
Burning, burning, burning
And nothing can cool me
I just might turn into smoke
But I feel fine

It's coming closer
The flames are reaching my body
Please wont you help me
I feel like Im slipping away
Its hard to breath
And my chest is a-heaving

Lord almighty,
Im burning a hole where I lay:


 

5 comments:

  1. You just can't make some of this stuff up. Try making a movie wher the villian burns his own dick off...No one would believe it.

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  2. A hunka hunka smokin' stump...

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  3. So tell me some peron on the plane had to beat this jerk off's crotch to put the fire out?

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  4. Maybe they just smeared his crotch with some nice, soothing, ham salad. Or some bacon grease.

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